Sayings thread!

I love sayings! They aren't stuffy and hoity-toity...but straight to the point and full of practical wisdom.

Please share the sayings you know even if they are well-known. Most of them are worth being remind of.

Here are some off the top of my head which I like:

"corpo sano mente sana" (in portuguese; "healthy body, healthy mind")

"nothing's black and white"

"you can't have the cake and eat it too"

"the proof of the pudding is in the eating"

"there is a silver lining to every cloud"

"haste makes waste"

"first things first"

"one thing at a time"

"talk the talk, walk the walk"

 

"Easier said than done"

Uh.. that's the only one I can think of right now

 

Gimme some in French too!

 

Est ce je peux aller toilette?

Win or lose, you drink the booze.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

 

don't shit where you eat.

don't shit where other people eat, either, or you're going to eat shit.

 

don't pussy foot around shit

i use that one ALLOT

 

Thank you for the respondents so far...but I'm a little disappointed there weren't more. What do you guys want from me? A prize?

 

Don't count your chickens before they've hatched.

You can't get there form here.

It's just not my cup of tea.

What's the 411? (old skool)

How bout them Cowboys (Patriots, Giants, insert your team here.)

 

Yes, a prize would be good.

One of my favorite sayings: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on ME!"

 

Don't assume, becuase when you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME.

 

I want you to change your sig pic.
It is creepy.

 

Be careful that the toes you step on today aren't connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.

 

It takes a brave man to swim in the Red Sea, but a hero to drink from it.

 

A Friend With Weed Is A friend Indeed

That was on my old tin

 

I love this one. Responsibility!

 

Oh shit. Here we go with that word again. Ummm...Your request happens to be denied, miss. Thank you.

 

do unto others as you would have them do unto you
great minds think alike and fools seldom differ

 

Let's get some quotes up in this bitch!

"The death of one is a tragedy, the death of a million is just a statistic" - Joseph Stalin

"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde

"We should spend less time looking at nature and more time living with it." - Oscar Wilde

"Fuck yea, bitches, I'm about to get some crunk shit all up in da house. Where my Aesthetic Movement Speakuhs at!?" - Oscar Wilde

 

Dzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaammmm!!!!!

How's about:

Life is a protein condition [?]

Buck-wicked! lol

 

Thanks sweetie.