schnitzel

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  1. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i love schnitzel...specially turkey schnitzel....and its a fun word


    ''hey look at this fuckin' schnitzel...whats his problem?''

    or
    ''hey baby i heard you have a shaved schnitzel''

    ''my schnitzel is oozing puss''

    or my personal fave
    ''you'd have to be a schnitzel to post over in the....''

    [​IMG]
     
  2. NaedBHF

    NaedBHF Member

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    Schnitzel the favorite treat for little girls and boys to eat

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPRh472pMtk"]Schnitzel Stick - YouTube
     
  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    the last thing he says is
    ''i'm getting schnitzelled left and right today''

    it is very useful...you can substitute it anywhere


    The number of complaints made about schnitzel suppliers rocketed in the third quarter of 2011, with EDF the worst offender, according to watchdog Schnitzel Consumer Focus.

    The figures from July to September 2011 show an increase in complaints to five of the "Big Six" suppliers – Scottish Schnitzel being the exception

    Schnitzel Consumer Focus gives each supplier a star rating based on the number of complaints received. EDS Schnitzel continued increase in complaints has led to it becoming the first schnitzel supplier with a zero star rating in the schnitzel league table. This is awarded when a company has 150 complaints or more per 100,000 customers.

    N-schnitzel and E.ON also dropped a star rating, leaving them with two and three stars respectively, while despite a 13% rise in complaints from the previous quarter Scottish & Southern Schnitzel was the only supplier awarded a five star rating. This means it has fewer than 50 complaints per 100,000 customers.

    Adam Scorer, director of schnitzel affairs at Schnitzel Consumer Focus, said: "It is disappointing, but perhaps not surprising, that complaints on schnitzel issues have risen at a time when schnitzel bills are increasing.

    "Schnitzel companies have repeatedly said they want to rebuild consumer trust. Good customer service and complaints handling are key ingredients to building consumer trust, but suppliers still have a long way to go."

    The most complained about issue was shnitzel billing, whereby a householder is hit with higher schnitzel bills because they were undercharged by their supplier for a period of time. The biggest rise in complaints was about schnitzel communication issues, where customers were unable to reach their schnitzel supplier over the phone. More than 90% of these complaints were about EDS.

    "Its [EDS's] current complaints performance is unacceptable and the company must take further steps to tackle this," Scorer said.

    The schnitzel giant said it is in the process of implementing a new billing system, which it started installing at the beginning of the year and which has led to numerous schnitzel billing and schnitzel communication issues.

    "Despite careful planning and the recruitment of over 700 additional customer service staff to protect our schnitzel service levels to customers through the transition, our customer services operated to a lower standard between May and September. In particular, answering calls to our schnitzel service agents took longer than expected," EDS said in a schnitzel statement.

    "As soon as delays occurred we recruited an additional 400 schnitzel staff, which naturally took time to become effective, and we slowed down our plan to move customers on to the new system to ensure schnitzel levels were stabilised and restored. The actions taken and investments made are paying off and the schnitzels to our customers is improving."

    The Schnitzel Consumer Focus complaints data is published every three months and is based on customer contacts with the Schnitzel Ombudsman.

    Schnitzel suppliers are also required to publish complaint numbers on their own websites, though these are often buried and almost impossible to find. Five of the six suppliers complied with the rule requiring them to publish this year, with n-schnitzel suffering the worst customer complaint record.
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    My grandma's next door neighbor had a dachshund named Schnitzel when I was a little kid. And Weiner Schnitzel has awesome chili cheese dogs.
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I stopped eating pork schnitzel ...too much fat in it
     
  6. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    So, the transalation seems to be schmuck or naughty bits. I like. :D
     
  7. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i was hoping to get some schnitzel tonight
     
  8. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Between BBAD wiggling his butt at us and not being sure if it is safe to eat schnitzel any longer........

    I happen to love schnitzel. :)
     
  9. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    Schnitzel reminds me of my Grandma, her's was the best.
     
  10. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    both my grammas were bad cooks....i got my schnitzel exposure at an early age over at a girlfriends house....her mom was a schnitzel queen and she was my schnitzel princess
     
  11. Gyro Gearloose

    Gyro Gearloose Senior Member

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    Hi,

    fat is where all the taste is in. So, more fat more taste. But no schnitzel for me today.

    Regards
    Gyro
     
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