It all began long ago with: How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold it in place, the other two to spin him around! Since then there have been others. How many can you come up with? How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in sleeping bags! How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to do it and two to relate to the experience! How many Deadheads does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't. They wait for it to burn out and then follow it around for 30 years. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but only if the light bulb wants to change. How many right-wing extremists does it take to change a light bulb? They're not interested in change and prefer to remain in the dark.
how many mice does it take to screw-in a light bulb? only two, but i still don't know how they got in there.
How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes a hospital emergency room to remove it.
How many preppies does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to call the electrician, and the other to make cocktails. How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to change a light bulb? Never mind, I'll be OK. I'll just sit here in the dark all alone by myself. Don't worry about me... How many big time college athletes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the entire team gets academic credit for it. How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? Five: one to hold the bulb, and four more to drink enough to make the whole room spin around and around. How many first-year college students does it take to change a light bulb? Is this going to be on the test? How many solitary Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Obviously.
How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the one - she stands on a table, holds the bulb and waits for the fucking world to revolve around her.
How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? None; a free market economy will take care of it. How many quakers does it take to change a light bulb? One to hold the bulb and the rest of the meeting to "hold her in the light". How many punsters does it take to change a light bulb? What do you want to change it into: a heavy bulb? And my favorite: How many surrealists does it talke to change a light bulb? Fissh. Many hands make light work...
Why does it take 3 women with PMS to screw in a light bulb? IT JUST DOES, DAMMIT!!! How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Both of him.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they get the bitch in the kitchen to do it! lol --No offense meant whatsoever!!--
