Scrunch or fold? Warning: scatological references

If I'm drunk I'll very carefully fold, I mean to almost OCD levels.. normally I just scrunch cause I'm lazy like that.

 

They call that Scrolding

or Frunching

 

I like to mix it up a bit, start the task with a scrunch for speed efficiency, then finish the job off with a nice meticulous folding session......

.....I believe that would be scrolding? scrunch start - folding finish.

 

Why am I not surprised...

 

hilarious thread! i guess i fold, for the record. this might need verification...i never paid much attention. it might depend on the type of TP you use. thick stuff i think is made to fold. but the sub-par, one-ply shit is no good! i guess it would make sense to scrunch that up.

it's like i didn't know i had a choice...

 

You may be onto something there. It could be that this is a class issue. The middle classes, who can afford luxury toilet paper, are more likely to be folders. Whereas the working class a filthy scrunchers, forced by the poor quality of their bog roll into poor habits. The upper class are neither, they employ their servants to wipe their arses for them. I think there could be a doctoral thesis in this....

 

i thought they had bidets...

 

Because you spy on me!

 

scrunch i would say, altho it may depend how much i pull of the roll and whether you on those last scrags of loo roll in a public bog.......what a strange thing to think about