Secrets of the One Above

it's a curative, you philistine.

lithium owns a HUMMER.

 

KC was once trapped in a tower a la Rapunzel but managed to weave her armpit hair into a rope to climb down.

 

it never did grow back properly. *sniffles*

quoth the raven's name has nothing to do with poe. it related back to some flashbacks he had from 'nam.

 

Yeah, them fuckin ravens man.. Agent Orange and all that

KC says she's ordained in the church of dudeism but she's actually a Southern baptist minister from South Carolina who comes on here to get material for his diatribes and sermons against communists.

 

damn, another one is onto me. damned commies.

keeps his mother in the cupboard in his kitchen.

 

KC is actually Quoths mother in the cupboard. She pronounces the P in cupboard hence why shes there. No one minds because "the irresponsible pronounciation was very reckless and as a direct result of such behaviour she had to be permantently removed." they say. They have a meeting every week to discuss her progress. She got A* last week.



note - why are all my secrets be to do with my username?

 

because you don't have any amusing, pertinent details on your profile for people to play with.

jaitaiyai doesn't like his or her username, and is very ashamed of where he or she lives, but he or she loves her member. i suppose that means jai is a guy.

 

hahaha.... thats good.


KC actually has both an X and a Y chromosone. She thinks they're hernias. The doctors dont know anything about it but like to Oogle.

 

shhhhh! i'm waiting to tell the kids. a little discretion, please.

jai has no discretion.

 

kc is in fact a very shy adolescent boy that has yet to experience the carnal pleasures of life

 

Phoenix indigo has experienced many carnal pleasures in her life

 

Moonbeam chose her username because she likes to poke a rod up her bottom...

 

lithium's a lumberjack and he's alright, he works all day and he sleeps all night...

 

Razy was a parachuter in the RAF
Razy was a parachuter in the RAF
Razy was a parachuter in the RAF
And he ain't gonna jump no mooooore

Glry, glory what a horrible way to die
when your hanging by your braces
and you don't know how to fly
glory, glory what a horrible way to die
and he ain't gonna jump no moooooreeee

 

ny is a race car driver for nascar.

 

mamaK likes to kickback with the crystal meth

 

The cow in Razy's avatar is actually his wife. Well as much of a wife as a cow can be. She doesn't cook, work or look after the calves. Just stands around gossiping and eating. Razy worries the 'marriage' is heading for a divorce.

 

JTY once war a tie dyed teeshirt and the dye transferred, so now she is permanently rainbowy.

 

nynysuts considers herself a very tolerant person, but she hates jews.

 

nynysuts likes to dye eels different colours and tied them to a piece of string before swinging them around her head.