Semen and bed sheets

Discussion in 'The Orgasmic Experience' started by Forge, Sep 24, 2011.

  1. Forge

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    Hi. My girlfriend and I have recently started having sex without condoms (we're only relying on anticonceptionals).
    The problem: after I pull by penis from inside her vagina, after having ejaculated, the semen spills out and stains the bed sheets - which annoys both of us.
    But using condoms is uncomfortable, we both agree. So I'm looking for ways to prevent such a mess and still have fun on the bed! Any ideas?
     
  2. deleted

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    buy sheets, a washing machine and detergent...
     
  3. howlyourname

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    If the sheets aren't wet, you failed.
     
  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    dah....blow your load down her throat
     
  5. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Cum towel. :D
     
  6. monkjr

    monkjr Senior Member

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    Rubber sheets, but I think placing towels at proper areas on the bed to absorb the mess is easier.

    But face it, sex is messy but that's part of the fun in my humble opinion.
     
  7. learn2see

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    Hahaha get a few sets of sheets so you can rotate frequently
     
  8. SuperPsychMe

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    White sheets. Your welcome
     
  9. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    wear tube socks.. after youre done, pull one off of your foot and put it under your penis/her vagina, and as you pull out, it spills onto the sock.
     
  10. Jo King

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    a handy towel is probably the best answer.

    it doesn't seem to bother me or my wife. you just have to was the sheets regularly
     
  11. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Have a sex towel.

    And my sheets are changed daily....... but I have to. Only time we don't change is a no sex night lol
     
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    Why not just have sex on the bed, get cum on the bed like lovers do all week. Wash on Saturday and just doing it all over again... I dont see what the whole issue is "oh wait stop need to get a towel" who are you people howie mandel?
     
  13. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Howie Mandel LOL

    Gallagher would be better tho.


    And if I didn't get the bedsheets so messy I would do that......
     
  14. monkjr

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    Hmm I just thought of something although part of me is a little grossed out and probably wouldn't do this personally because it could also be a bit of a mood killer.

    Have a set of sheets and mattress pad for sexual activity, and switch out to a different set of sheets and mattress pad for sleeping.

    This way you can wash the messy sex sheets at leisure, and switch back to them when you and your partner want to go another round. I don't know what the rest of you guys on this forum think about this idea.
     
  15. learn2see

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    Most people I know just cum on their own stomach or partners stomach. That way you don't have to worry about looking around for a towel until afterwards and it's not going to stain skin...
     
  16. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Now see that would work but alas I squirt so my bed gets pretty messy...........
     
  17. Forge

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    Thanks, guys. I guess the best answer for us would be a combination of cum towel/cum over stomach.
     
  18. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    It was funny I was thinking about this thread the other day, I took a pic of the "wet spot" was pretty big lol
     
  19. WootMaster

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    I remember it used to stain my white underwear...I don't wear white anymore LOL
     
  20. Death

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    my wife and I are trying to get pregnant, and it doesn't work like that.
     

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