Session Stories Thread

Heres a thread to post in whenever you have a funny/interesting session, it can be big, small, alot of people,or just you. It dosn't realy matter as long as its a story.

Rules
1. Has to involve smoking weed.
2. It has to be a recent session, not something that happend years ago.

Lets here some storys im sure they are out there i go through some adventure almost everyday.

 

Thats kinda stupid that it has to be recent. those of us who have been toking for a while have some funny intresting stories of shit you could get away with that you cant get away with now, but now you wont get to hear em.

 

^i agree.

my sessions lately haven't been that exciting lately!
but i have ton of funny/exciting session stories that happened awhile ago

 

I'm gonna break the rules and talk about a session that happened last year.

Me and my cousin had been smokin all day, probably an ounce or so, and I was stoned as shit. I went to take a piss and I was so high while I was standing in front of the toilet; while I was pissing, the toilet seat started to fall and, to keep myself from pissing on the toilet seat, I reached out and grabbed it while it was falling and it cut my finger, some how, and it kept bleeding for hours, because it was pretty deep. Now I have a huge scar on my finger that I got from a toilet seat.

How many people can say they have scar from a toilet seat? hahaha thought so......nobody can say that. lol

 

I got half my class high off a Jolt cola. I had like half an ounce of weed oil in there, and I didn't feel like drinking so I gave it to someone and eventully they had shared with half the class. We were all sitting in the last 10 minutes of school just laughing for no reason and the teacher couldn't figure out why.

 

haha, thats great. what'd you do put oil in soda or some shit?

 

Yeah. Theres alot of soda in a Jolt so you could barely tell. It sucked a little bit, I get pretty hyper sometimes when I'm high so I was squirming and it felt like hell.

 

dude thats priceless with the cola.me and my friend were thinking of baking brownies and giving it to the class one day when we had a party but never did i hope i get the chance to do that sometime it would be the highlight of my schoolyear lol

 

There was this one time, at band camp...

 

I know a group of kids that were on a model UN team and they had the same brownie idea. They went through with it, a kid freaked out, and all the members involved were forced to leave Keith or were in a shit load of trouble.

 

Drunk, stoned, breaking legal curfew, joyriding, pills in car, expired plates, cop sees us doing 360 on ice, says he smells alcohol after pulling you over on your street, lets you go, its all good.

 

while sitting in my buddies apartment on Sunday night we were blazing and had the music up pretty loud, loud enough that you had to raise your voice to be heard. So were sittin there passing a bowl around and theres 4 of us in the room. After about 4 min we all kinda got high and stopped listening to the music (which was still really fucking loud) and started to try and have a good conversation. But instead we basically just sat there not even noticing how loud the music was screaming at each other for a good 25 min before we even realized how loud we were all yelling and turned it down. It was funny if you were there I guess.

 

on tuesday me and my friend were smoking in this like construction area

anyway there's like a little stairway in it like 3 steps and at the top of it is the bottom of the sidewalk so we were smoking there
and the smoke was like going through the sidewalk but it's like a wooden section of it idk its hard to explain but like the smoke was going up through the cracks
and we were joking about how people walking by would just see this big cloud of smoke coming up from below the ground

and then we hear people like sniffing around and looking around right above us
and it turned out to be our friend from school
so he came down and joined us hah

not really a funny story but just a weird coincedince.

 

I got another one. I only think its funny when I'm high though, cuz it was a really nice shirt. I was camping with a friend and he poured lighter fluid on me for some reason, I think we were fighting by throwing shit. Anyway, that night I put the shirt back on, cuz I took it off after It got wet so it could dry. We started a huge fucking fire, and I dropped my hotdog I was cooking. I was already blazed, so I decided to pick it up. I reach down, and my fucking sleeve pretty much explodes and my whole shirt caches on fire. I dive into the water and when I come up my friend is freaking out cuz the lake was on fire around me still. It was crazy, I can't remember how I got back right now but, yeah, 'twas a nice shirt.

 

^ thats a pretty badass story my only stoned campfire story is when I was baked sitting around a campfire stood up with my cell phone on my lap and it fell into the fire.

 

was sittin in robbies teepee smokin (not part of the storyu but coincidently interesting) and ram dass was hangin right outside talking to a crowd that had gatherred anyways there were maybe 8 of us in the teepee and were reminiscing about ppl we hadnt seen in years and every single name we mentioned within 2 minutes they showed up and joined us... so then after masybe another 10 ppl showed up from mentioning theyre names some1 starts telling a story about a bottle of wine..aw very specific bottle from a tiny micro brewery.. a bottle that came floating down a stream and was found by the story teller and he starts talking about these 4 ppl who joined him and how hed never seen them again but that momment meant something toi them.. one by 1 hed be talking about either the bottle or people and outside the teepee wed here someoner say wait are you talking aboiut..... and theyd pop theyre head in and it was 1 of the 4 people so together they would restart the story.. and again another would show up...by the time all 5 who shgared the wine were retelling the story and finaly getting near the end.. they were trying to remember the name on the bottle when 1 dsuddenly remembers .. and robbie (i think it was robbie might have been cuddles ) reaches into a bag, and pulls out the ecxact bottle...just as the daughter of the brewer walks by and hears em talking about a wine her dad brewed (and only made 30 bottles of it) ..and ofcourse we had to hear the story all over again... but being so caught up in the waves of random coincidences nooner seemed to care that we sat through tyhe same story 6 times or more

 

ahahah my english teacher goes up to this kid pete and is all "you're stoned out of your mind aren't you?"
"really? come smell me then"
*teacher goes right in his face and smells*
"smell anything?"
"no" she says and turns to walk back to the front of the class.
pete just raises one fist and exclaims "That's the Vape!"

It was hilarious, but def one of those things in which you had to be there, and know the kid.

 

yesterday was a trip

me and two buddies drove down to the recycle place to turn in cans and bottles
but the one we went to didnt accept glass
so we had to go all the way over to a diffrent one
but they where closed

so we went back to the first and traded all our plastics and cans for $25
then went and got a sack and smoked it
used my new grinder
and saved one bowl for a trip we will be making today
but thats for my next post in this thread

oooooh yeah
then when i got home i made a BOMB sandwitch
with ham then cheese then these little pepper thingys that taste good on all real food (not junk food) then more ham then more cheese
twas orgasmic

 

got myself a dime to hold me off until my adventure later today
got it from a new dealer and he dropped it off
got 1.0 for 10 wich is great price in cali and it was some bomb bubble gum
gona go kill it then i might head out on my trip

 

I was just shoveling gravel outside. Lots of mosquitoes. Can they tell if ur high? Anyway, I was, and I kept swatting at them, then i fucking scratched myself inbetween my eye and eyebrow. It's bleeding into my eye right now. Dude, it took me like 5 mins to spell scratched right. I'm not bleeding anymore.