Sewing sucks

I have a pile of dressed I have to sew. boo. I hate it.
My sister has a sewing machine, but I dunno how to work it.
Stupid straps keep snapping under the weight of my boobs. lol
I need to remember to reinforce them before I wear them so this shit doesnt happen.
Id take em to the tailors, but I dont have time.

 

it's like i tell my wife "everyone needs a wife"

 

I need a wife.

 

You just wouldn't believe how handy they are to have around

 

Oh my god, I have the same problem with straps breaking, lol.

 

It sucks doesnt it?
There's one that didnt snap, it was torn by the dick and i dont think it can be repaired. the end of the strap is frayed from how he deliberately tore it.
It was the dress I wore to my sister's wedding too. I love that dress. I want to add a tulle skirt underneath so its fluffy.
If it cant be fixed, Im gonna demand he replace my dress. I know he had the best intentions, but he didnt have to tear it.

 

I like to sew. Ill be your wife in exchange for your cooking. Id be the perfect housewife if only I could cook. Nope, Im a takeout queen.

 

Shit, man, you got a deal.

 

I know how to sew..I like to repair things..sometimes it does not look perfect but it works and that is good.

 

Well, see, I need it to look right.
If it werent clothes, and not only clothes, a spaghetti strap that you dont have much to work with anyway. Its a thin strip of fabric. its hard. I dont like it.

 

That's what she didn't say.

 

I say punch him in the eye, make HIM fix the dress.

Then you get to relieve pressure and have a fixed dress.

 

sue sews sunday sundries.

 

Ooh.. violence, I like it.

 

lmao smartass.