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Has anything funny ever happened to you while you've been doin' the deed?

One time I was at my girlfriends house and we were watching this comedian and he was really fuckin' funny. Almost everything he said was making me laugh.

So one thing leads to another and before I know it I'm plowin' my girlfriend. Then about 5 minutes into I realized that I wasn't even really paying attention to the sex, I was listening to the comedian.

Every time he'd say something funny I'd have to hold in laughter because it would throw my momentum off.

I chuckled a few times and was trying to not laugh but it was hard. Then my girlfriend looks at me and says "stop fucking around". So now I was thinking "Ok, it's time to get in the zone here. DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH"

Then the comedian started doing a joke on masturbation and I knew I wouldn't be able to resist letting out a hardy laugh.

I was listening to the comedian and goin' at it at the same time, it's pretty hard to multi task. But then he said the punchline to the joke (I forget what it was) and I BURSTED out laughing.

All I remember is that it was hillarious, the crowd was laughing, I was laughing, even the comedian was laughing. But you know who wasn't laughing? That's right, the only other person who was actually in the room.

She was kinda pissed the rest of that day, and needless to say neither of us got to finish... Well she didn't apperantly.

ahah, anyone else have a story they'd like to share with the class?

 

Hahahah that's so funny. Best thread ever. I have the same problem sometimes, but with making out.Like if Family Guy is on or something, I can't help but listen and laugh.My bf does it sometimes so we can't really get mad at one another.

Not as cool as your's, but one time after my bf and I were done doing the deed, he went out for a cig and I just wanted to stay in(I think it was still winter).Anyway, I decided I'd skip on the getting dressed part and just lay there under the sheets.Then a minute or two later I decided I'm gonna get dressed.As I'm about to do this, his roomie comes in.Of course this had to be the day he brings his new guy friend over.So it's pretty much me wrapped in some sheets trying to hide the fact that I'm naked, but of course I didn't fool anyone.They left the room for a few minutes so I could get my shit together.My bf came back and I told him and we all just had a big laugh that night.

I'm sure I have others so I'll be thinking all day :tongue:

 

Last year a surprising amount of my sex was interrupted by the strangest and worst things. The best I think is when I was at my girls house about to get it on when her brother came home, so we went to the bedroom (we were in lounge) but then he kept bugging us So we went for a late night walk.

We walked, talked, yada yada. Then we found a park. A few minutes later...

Its 8:59 pm, were both naked on top of a kids playground in the middle of a dark moonlit park. At 9:00, its been dark for three hours, but at nine the lights came on... They were bright and illuminated us spectacularly to the old man walking his dog allong the path next to the playground!

The night could not have been worse.

So it got worse. We got our clothes on listening to the cries of shock from the old man, whos sort of running down the path with his little dog trying to get away from us haha.

So once dressed we left at top speed in the other direction to the old man, heading towards the street. Unfortunatly the way the old man went eventually looped him round and back to where we were. Right when we hit the road several things happened, my friend gasped at something over my shoulder, I heard one of my friends mothers saying "hello" out from accross the street about ....Two seconds after the old man screamed "PERVERTS". Then there was that awkward second of silence while everyone took in what eachother had said.

Then we ran.

 

Hahahahahaha^ Shit that sucks.If I was at a park though, I wouldn't be fully naked.I'd do the skirt thing :tongue:

 

It was dark so we thought why not. Then the lights... lol bad luck/timing

 

Well, being older than most of you I have a lot of funny stories about getting caught in the act, or having something funny happen, but nothing is as bad as doing the beast with two backs dance and having your child walk in on you. So you all have that to look forward to.

 

Sometimes if there's music on in the background I'll start like singing the lyrics under my breath so u can just barely hear me. Or as other people have said, if there's a funny TV show on in the background I can't help but laugh whenever I hear a good line.

 

That has happened to me and the boy before. Comedian on tv while we're having sex and we can't help but laugh haha. It's all good though.

One time, ugh this is really embarrassing.. I had sex with my then bf (this was a couple years back) and after we had sex I realized that I had a tampon in from earlier because I thought I was on my period. Needless to say, it was waaaay up there, and we spent like 20 minutes trying to get it out. We almost had to call my mom downstairs to help hahaha!

I've been caught doing the deed countless times, too.

 

Hahahaha omg Sara.I didn't even think that was possible.That's scary though.At least you got it out.How did he not feel it? :tongue:

 

It was scary. I was crying and stuff haha. I don't even know how he or I didn't feel it at all. Then at the end I was like OH MY GOD!!! Do you know what just happened!?! haha

 

Hahaha that musta been a great bonding moment :tongue:

 

Haha oh yes.. Me on the bed crying with my legs open while my ex is trying to use a flashlight to see up there to get it out hahahaha.

 

ooof hahhahaha

Makes my embarrassing sexual experiences less embarrassing....no offense :tongue:

 

I'm the most embarrassing person ever... The most embarrassing shit happens to me hahah. I hate it.

 

Haha maybe it'll get you our tv show one day and you'll make loads of money.

 

I sure hope so.. Cause I don't know what good it is other than that haha.

 

One time my ex bit my nip so hard I was screaming and he didn't get the hint until like 5 seconds later.I teared up a little because it hurt so bad.hahaha.

 

hahaha awww!! that's kinda funny.. I woulda been so mad, though

 

There's nothing about that post that isn't funny.

 

Yeah I kinda was.lol