shit... someone help a sister out!

ok... so i hadn't smoked for 5 months until last night. the reason for this is that i kept getting caught by my parents, and the concequences are just so awful that i'd rather not deal with it. they randomly test me, even now, and if i ever fail they are sending me to a county community college instead of the university i go to now. but last night i buckled under pressure, and ended up smoking like... 5 bowls with some friends. i go home next weekend, and i'm pretty sure i'm going to get tested. i need some advice as to how to flush my system as thouroughly and quickly as possible. anyone got any help for me?

 

vinagar..lots & lots of water..garlic..
or dont let them control your life
your 21..they have no right testing you

 

danm 21 years old wtf!

 

really just say no u cant test me if they take ur money and stuff that they gave u away call them dicks and smack them

 

u schould be paying for your own college anyways, so who cares what they think?

 

You're getting tested at 21? that's the stupidest thing ever.


Anyway to answer any more information i need your physical stats like height weight metabolism. I also need days clean. And also if they watch you piss or do they let you pee with the door closed.

My best advice would be for you to buy synthetic urine. You can use it whether you are a boy or a girl and its only like $17 (in my area). Don't buy a whizzinator for obvious reasons, just buy a vial of synthetic urine. Also buy a glass cigar case that you can secure the contents inside of it. All you do is pour in the powdered pee, add HOT water, and mix. Since you are a girl, all you have to do is place the cigar case inside your vaginal cavity (ensure you don't get caught and keep it a temp bet 90-100 deg F)

The last thing is that if you live in New Jersey, North Carolina, South Carolina, Texas, Florida, Illinois, Arkansas, Kentucky, or Oregon, you cannot buy synthetic urine, because it's illegal there.

 

i cleaned out after smoking heavily non stop, in under a weeek i drank an entire bottle of vinagar ...yuck..& drank a gallon of water a day..& ate a whole bulb of garlic.. but i think they detect vinagar now.. so ypoud have to stop that a few days b4..& just flush with tons of water
but u really should just say i'm 21..its my life i'm an adult & i wont be treated like a child..either trust me or get off my back..i wont be tesed anymore

 

THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING: VINAGAR AND GALRIC AND BATHTUBS OF WATER

no synthetic urine is the way to go.

 

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! THE VINEGAR THING IS A MYTH!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

i love it when people whine about having to drink vinegar to clear out their system... "they detect vinegar" lolololol, i hate to be an ass, but i dont care.. soaringeagle, you're very overopinionated and dumb.


sorry, but meh..

 

ur an ass. soaringeagle is cool.

anyways, just get detox drinks or pills. headshops, and ur lucky that ur old enough to buy them.

 

synthetic urine wasnt available back when i had to do this..& this method does work.. i was smoking constantly & alot up till 1 week before the test, i used this method, & even smoked 1 or 2 bowls during the week..& passed no problems
but these days theyre aware of that method so check for it..i believe by ph test
clean real urine is always prefferable over synthtic in my opinion, because if they had any reason to suspect foul play, simply putting it under a microscope & finding that theres none of the naturaly ocurring bacteria would almost prove its synthetic

they usualy dont go that far though
these are all things i've read since i havent & woudbt allow myself to be tested since that 1 time i used the vinagar method & that was around 18 years ago

 

Well, I can see why she doesn't want to step up to her parents and say she demands a stop to the testing. If they pull her college funds, how's she gonna pay for school? Universities aren't cheap, and if one's parents are willing to pay for it, it's not something to just throw away. I agree she should stand up, but can sympathise with her for not doing it.

 

I agree. She shouldn't take for granted the fact that they are paying for her education, that's big. I think she should at least try to talk to them objectively about the situation. Let them know how she feels about it and they can let her know exactly how they feel about it, and maybe they can find a way to compromise. For example, they should mind their business until her toking begins to affect her grades and they feel that they're wasting their money by paying tuition.

 

i have a feeling her parents are just bitches like mine and wouldnt take that. i remember mentioning something like "if i like smoke pot and it doesnt affect my grades then whats the problem?" and my mum replies "the problem is u would be smoking pot!!" and i just think to myself um what the fuck...

 

even if she takes the test & fails..whats that prove? shes in college, alot of kids smoke..her patrents are going to ruin her chances at a carreer just cause someone lit up in the same room?
if shes been clean a long time & had 1 lil possitive if shes smart enough she can say look, theres no way to totaly avoid it in shool.. i havent smoked but if u keep testing eventualy you'll get other false positives which will only feed your suspicion....i havent smoked in months & dont intend to..so why not try trusting me for a change

 

she should lie, then lecture them about trust?

 

Ok first of all, synthetic urine cannot be detected, even with gc/ms. Second, is your gonna go drink a gallon of vinegar, a swimming pool of water, and garlic, thats sounds so unpleasant that i wouldn't smoke pot in the first place.

 

I'm certainly not definate on this, but a lot of times the reason why parents start to drug test their child all the time is because theirs an addiction doctor working in the background telling them to do this. I mean think about it, most parents with 21 year old girls WHO ARE IN COLLEGE really don't care if their daughters smoke a j at a party.

 

you should not have been smoking if you knew you are going to be tested. its your only fault if you fail it.

 

yeah ok... so whoever said that i'm a pussy for not standing up to my parents is definatly right. buuuttt... i've been smoking since i was 15 and i get caught about once a year or so. i've tried to be all "hey its my life, i can do what i want to... i'm an adult." but they dont stand for it. the way my parents work, as long as i'm under their roof or their paying for the majority of whatever i'm doing at the moment, i'm under their control, their rules. i've tried to cut them out so many times, and it just never works. i guess they've just decided that making me live in fear is the best way to get me to stop smoking. its crap, but until i can get some decent $$ to finish school and live on my own, i have no choice but to conform to what they want from me.