Short but sweet

What is the nicest way to tell a person that you don't want them sexually?

 

just tell em
its better if youre just straight out and honest

 

i agree, just tell them...if that doesnt work, then duct tape them to a goal post and kick balls at them until they get the point of what you are willing to do to their balls if they insist on bothering you

 

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You miss football season as much as I do lol.

 

so whats your situation?

 

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No situation I just need that for the future. (I'm not good at some situations and I just imagined that situation to be one of them that I'm not going to do well.)

 

ahahaha...just preparing for the future huh? well when you are in a situation, you will always react as you will at that moment, things dont see to work out the way we script them normally.

 

1) tell em your gay [Success rate: 50%]

2) Deliver the "Just Friends" speech of doom [ 40%]

3) Say that your "Not ready" [60%]

4) Take out an exacto Knife and give em a good ol' fashion Harlem castration [110%]

 

tell them schmily...and then punch em in the face

 

its best to just to tell them. They may be bummed for awhile, but hopefully the will get over it sooner or later.

 

hahaha....

 

say nothing. Just throw up all over them

 

suggest setting them up with a friend.

 

You could always politely say "Gee, I'm sorry but your dick is just waaaaaaaay to small"

 

Punch him in the dick. that might get the message across.

 

say "sorry i'm a lesbian"

works for me. had ya all fooled didn't i?

 

Avoid them like the plague....

 

nicest way? I don't know.
my way? "sorry, I'm just not attracted to you sexually. not my type"

 

Unfortunately, this doesn't always work. There are plenty of guys who think they're the shit and can turn any lesbian straight. Either that or they'll try to hit you up for a 3some.

Best bet is to just tell the guy that you're off limits. Not interested. Soemthing truthful so you don't have to think up some lame ass lie.

If he's a bit of a creep and makes a move on you, just laugh in his face and walk away. That usually shuts guys up.

 

I don't get the whole "so you're a lesbian huh? I'll straighten you out by putting a cock in you" theory. Hmn.

The lesbian thing usually works for random people in bars.
For friends/more well known acquaintances it's a tricky one. I'd avoid the 'just friends' thing, it sounds like such a cop out. I just squirm about the point and go "mehhhh I don't know" a lot until I get involved with someone else. I need help too!