Skullkid's Walmart Story

Well my friend and I had some salvia, and we needed a torch lighter. So....we go to walmart, get a torch lighter and a 2-pack of bic lighters. We pocket them.

On the way out a guy stops us. He says "Do you want this the easy way or the hard way" The easy way, we give him the lighters. He takes us to the office, makes us empty our pockets. My friend takes out the salvia. I crotch my bowl when he isn't looking. THANK GOD

Anyway, he thinks the salvia is weed, and the other guy asks if it's like cocaine. We say no it's incense. He then is like ok, we'll need someone to examine this. He calls his manager, but she said just to flush it.

So my friend goes with him to flush it.

Our parents were called, names were taken, and our parents had to come pick us up. I probably won't see my friend for awhile, because his parents will hate me. My dad didn't care because it was just lighters.

Don't steal from walmart, they have good security. Or don't be a moron.

 

lol walmart has shitty security my dear

but good thing you didn't get in too much trouble!!

 

hehehe.

 

no some have intense security as I said in the other thread. Especially the ones open 24/7. Really sucks though that you and your buddy won't be able to chill, I always hated parent's like that.

 

This walmart has fucking crazy good security, I was impressed in a way.

 

the walmart around here has shittay security

and like i feel bad cuz they hire all retards and potheads and the metal detectors are a hoax the retards don't get it and the potheads just don't give a shit

 

don't feel bad, the company makes $90 billion in sales a year and puts thousands of independent stores out of business every year, frankly I think you should steal more from them.

 

Yep, I hate huge chains like....wallmart!

 

people like to steal guns from the wal-mart here

 

^ooh that sounds safe

 

walmart sucks. I ran in there the other day to grab something. I admit when I am in a crunch and its convenient I'll hit it up. I ain't perfect. There's a bank branch inside the walmart....the bank got robbed like 15 minutes before I was there. Obviously walmart doesn't have that good of security

 

boo walmart!

 

Sucks they flushed your salvia too. I wouldn't have thought they could do that.

 

Walmart sucks. Personally I would have said easy way then booked it cuz thats way easier than having to sit with them and be "examined" and have parents called

 

Yeah, I would've just ran and never gone back to that wal-mart again. Next time you steal wear a disguise! A nice convicing wig, a fake mustache. A hear wal-marts having a sale on wigs actually..

 

^^There was another guy behind us. Running wasn't an option. They sneaked up on us, they are good.

 

"we're type flight security of the world craig!"

 

Why dint you say it was salvia....isnt it legal?

 

I just watched that movie!

 

this made me happy