slip ups to parents

i was at dinner with my family, and my uncle was talking about some exotic drug he'd heard about in south america but couldn't remember the name... which i quickly offered and was right... but i got some raised eyebrows at being so familiar with the subject.

what slip ups have you guys made that, while not obvious, were pretty shady?

 

I told someone that I could paste their $5 bill together with rolling papers the other day.

 

I don't have to hide my pot usage around my parents.

One time me and my dad and his buddies were sittin' around and they were talkin' about blow and one of them was like "It's been so long since we've done that stuff, wonder how much it goes for these days" and I was like "$35 or $40".

My dad probably thought I just know it. Actually he probably thinks I've tried a lot of stuff. He knows about shrooms and salvia, only the natural stuff lol.

 

so many pill slip ups. my grandma had alllll kinds of pain meds and i'd always be telling her what's what and shit lol. my parents didn't seem too concerned that i knew so much. glad they didn't look into it and ask me why i knew the shit i did

 

My mom's always tellin me I know too much about drugs haha

 

Hey OP, you're sig pic is a poster I have. I love it.

 

They sell that poster at the rock and roll hall of fame in Cleveland

 

i have it too

 

my mom " can you go grab some pots?"

me "What?"

Mom "for the flowers?"

Me "oh i thought you meant,haha nvm"

 

it's funny.. i think.
my mom knows i smoke but she doesn't like to talk about it really.

a couple of weeks ago we had fireworks here and it's been dry around here so i was like i can get weed someone's gatta be selling it.
and i went
"man if it rains no one will sell weed"
and my mom went "what"
and i went "what"
i thought it was hilarious hahah

 

^ that is hilarious

Me and my parents are pretty open so I just say what I want.

 

when we were in vegas i was with my parents/twin sister having drinks and we came around to discussing facebook and how people put up pictures of themselves drinking and such and how its retarded cause everyone can see that, especially if its your profile picture. so i was like "oh yeah, evan's default picture was of him licking a blunt" and my mom was like "whats a blunt?" and i was like "well its like a joint, except with cigar paper instead of normal rolling paper" and my dad was playing dumb like "uh, a joint? whats that?" so i decided to explain exactly how to roll a joint. i think my dad just said that to see how much i knew but hes never said anything about it since. im like 99% sure my parents know that both my sister and i smoke a considerable amount of weed and they just dont care enough to investigate or whatever.

 

once i was like 'hey mom you gonna pass that joint or just hold it all day?'

and so i think she might know

 

Meh, my parents have seen photos of me with a rolled-up fiver up my nose.. basically as long as I don't get arrested or addicted it's all good.

 

my parents have no idea.

i tell them prices about pills and stuff, and i mean they ask too. at family discussions with the grandparents where they talk about how bad drugs are and how fucked up the world is they're like "hey heather how much would one of those oxycodones go for up at freedom" and then i'm like "depends on the strength and how gullible the buyer is"

they suspect nothing though.

win.

 

Haha, win indeed

I managed to sell Cocodamol (codeine + paracetamol) to dumb teenyboppers, telling them it'd get them fucked up. which it would, if you took like.. 10.

 

and how many did you sell them

 

A packet, which is 16 pills, for a fiver each

Godamn, taking advantage of stupid kids is unethical but it sure is profitable.

 

well if there's 16 pills and they take 10 then i mean that's alright then?

i wouldn't know, i have never heard of this drug and i do not know what a 'fiver' is. you crazy brits!

 

A fiver is £5
And there were about 4 of them, so divided between them they might catch a bit of a buzz or feel less headachey.