slow day

holy shit is it a slow day

 

it has flew by... what are you talkin about... shit there goes another minute.

 

its only fucking 12:30
I've been up since 7 this morning

 

It is 5.30pm-ish here... god damn this day will be over soon.. i have been up since err well i never went sleep.. don't worry you only have another 11.5 hours to go..

 

thats the worst part.....but at least I dont' have to go to work tomorrow

 

Every cloud has a silver lineing

 

the silver lining is I get to spend the whole day with my wife and get stoned

 

Is spending time with the wife a stoneing offence these days?... i need a nap sorry.

 

sometimes I have to be stoned in order to be around her.....its the only way I can put up with her shit. is that what you mean?

 

No i meant the physical act of throwing stones.. like roman times..or during the reign of saddam hussein.

 

there are days I'd love to throw stones at her head.....and I'm sure she feels the same way about me at times

 

Her case is pretty strong ...


just kidding... or am i mwahhhahahahah

 

I agree, she does have a pretty damn good case against me, but I still wear the pants so....

 

Yes.. we will always have the upper hand as long as we wear pants.

 

even on the days I wear my dresses, cuz I put panyhose on underneath, which sorta counts as pants.

 

Yeah if you read clause 43/7 sub section 45B.. of the ''Mans hanbook 2005'' it clearly states

43/7 sub section 45B:
Pantyhose on underneath, which sorta counts as pants

I paraphrase of course.. don't want those women finding out too much..do we ?.

 

I agree...it's been the slowest ever for me. I wish it would hurry the fuck up and get over with.

 

and its still only quarter till 7......its never going to end

 

I feel like the days are going by ever so slowly as well.

 

it seems like today is gonna be another one.....cuz I don't have to work. But I could always just get high all day....I think I might do that