Smoked bacon....

... I love to eat smoked bacon

What do you like to eat it with?

 

i dont know if ive ever had smoked bacon. i like regular bacon though very much.

and smoked salmon is bangin.

 

My teeth.

 

i try not to eat pork

 

I am fond of all preparations of bacon. There should be a fifth food group for it, its so damn good

 

I don't eat pig, pig's a filthy animal...

--Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction

 

Bacon is teh most disgusting food on the planet. I hate the way it looks and smells. I couldn't imagine putting it in my body but then again I've eaten some things that would be considered gross by most people so...

 

every now and then I'll take my biggest pan, and cook up a quarter pound of smoked bacon, drain the fat a bit and then in the same pan cook up 3 fried eggs and some maple flavoured beans and then I eat the whole thing out of the pan, with some toast and a couple slices of tomato

coffee and OJ aswell of course

 

ugh....I dont. Ew.

 

pigs are one of the cleanest animals ever.

 

Oh holy cheese and crackers, it's a line from a movie.

Like I care about the bathing habits of the porcine...

 

yes, you do.

 

OK, but it was only Michael and we only talked about showering together that once...

 

oh that pigs name is michael? interesting... such a cute name for a pig.

 

Now that sounds good m8! I eat it out the pan too... less washing up

 

Chickens are dirtier animals than pigs. Ever been to a chicken coop? You'd never want to eat chicken again.

Turkeys, on the other hand, are just plain mean.

 

No sir. Turkeys are just plain dumb. I watched a coop of them nearly starve to death while sitting in their (full) food trough. They're almost as dumb as Afghan hounds.

 

i'd like to have a pig around.. not to eat.. but to snuggle and pet and cuddle and love and walk with down the street and take to the park and play frizbee with and feed and bathe.. i think you get the idea

 

For you, B.

http://www2.freefoto.com//images_d/01/14/01_14_1_web.jpg?&k=Black+Pot+Bellied+Pig

 

EXACTLY!!! how cute is that little guy?? aaww