Sneaking a pill or two to south america.

hey everyone, im new to this. i saw a similar post about someone asking if its possible to sneak 10 pills to China....


well, i was wondering if its possible (if any of you have done it) if sneaking 2 pills to Peru would be okay? (from LAX) I was wondering maybe wrapping it and taping it real good onto a piece of clothing that would go into the luggage id be checking in?

i was told E pills have no smell so if there were to be dogs, would it be detectable?

i also read someones suggestion of mailing it to myself. i thought maybe it would work, perhaps mail myself a book or a letter or a piece of clothing, etc but attached (and somehow hidden) would go the 2 small pills?

do u think this may work? the reason is because i wouldnt know of any connects down there so whats 2 pills? HELP!

thanks!

 

No, fuck that.

 

Just bring it on the plane with you.

Put it up your ass. Make sure its in 2 condoms. Sounds gross but it will work. Or you can gouch it. Thats what I did with some rolls when I flew back home from Hawaii haha.

 

so other than sticking up the ass theres no way? i thought E pills had no smell so maybe just taping it to a piece of clothing would be cool

 

Put it under your ballsack. Thats what i did and i wore shorts.

 

im a girl....

 

Stick it in a pussy flap.

 

One on each flap.

 

im being serious here, if you guys arent gonna be helpful then you guys can just gtfo.

 

But like seriously, aren't drugs cheaper and better in South America? Why even take them?

 

Do you think we're not being serious? What's wrong with hiding it vaginally... do you think you'll absorb the pills vaginally or something?

 

your not exactly a criminal mastermind are you... haha i think youll be ok, i doubt youll get locked up abroad

 

Hmm... if I was going to do it, I would wrap them and attach them to the top of a tampon (maybe wrap the pills in a bit of plastic, put them in a condom then wrap the condom over the tampon?) and shove it up my cooch. Might be a little uncomfortable but it would probably work. However, I am just too much of a pussy (no pun intended) to risk smuggling anything onto a plane.

I've never flown out of the country so I don't know the difference in security of domestic and international flights, but I've brought prescriptions with me in my luggage and thinking back on it, I could have easily thrown in a pill or two of something-or-other into the bottle, who would know? Correct me if I'm wrong...

 

yeah for real, put it up your cooter

if i was a chick i'd use my vag to store so much shit. money, drugs, other cool things

 

Hahahahahahaha that made me shoot milk out my nose.

 

Honestly, I wouldn't worry that much about a couple of pills. If you don't want to go through the trouble of hiding it in your butt (I don't blame you), put it in a small plastic bag and tap it to the inside of your clothes. You're not going to get strip searched. It just won't happen. Even if you set off the metal detector its not going to happen. Think about it, have you heard of someone getting strip searched at the airport. Nope. Just make sure you don't have anything that smells like weed (ie weed or a bowl or anything that weed was in) and you'll def. be good. Don't stress about having it either. If you look like someone who's worried about getting caught with drugs, then they'll assume you are that person.

Tape the bag extremely well to the inside of your pants/shorts. I'd even consider wearing shorts with a secret inner pocket and putting it in that. I have a few pairs with such pockets. Brands such as quicksilver tend to have this "stash" pocket.

 

lmao

..bring the pills with you hidden in your bags somewhere. if your that nervous about bringing two little happy pills then take some xanax b4 you get on this flight lol

 

someone should rep me for that. such an epic post by my standards.

and standards are high

 

If you need advice on how to smuggle 1 pill on a plane I'm afraid there's no hope for you.
Put it in a full bottle of tylenol or something and put it in your suitcase. There are literally thousands of ways you can bring it with you. You could probably just put it in your pocket, even if you get patted down they won't feel it. Also, authorities are more worried about drugs coming out of South America, not vice versa.

But personally, I would jam it up my urethra.

 

Its 2 pills tho...

Legitimate question.