So I just smoked a bowl

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  1. twang

    twang on the run

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    in my room and I went to my parents room to get my laundry from the laundry room and my mom says to my dad "it smelled like skunk when i walked upstairs" I came in my room and turned my fans on full blast and waved a pillow around for 5 minutes. Then lul'd.
     
  2. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    One time when I walked in my house my sister said "it smells like a skunk out there" and I said "close your fuckin' legs".

    Now whenever I say something smells she always uses that joke on me, it's annoying as fuck.
     
  3. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    how old are you ?
     
  4. the el

    the el Member

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    The worst part about stealth smoking is not being able to relax and enjoy the weed... the moment... the ether.

    Nahmean?

    Looking over my shoulder or having to freshen up a bedroom's odor kinda fucks up my high.

    Better than no weed at all, though.
     
  5. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    damn that sounds scary, my parents have never suspected a smell in my room
     
  6. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    Old enough to be able to no he's doing something terribly wrong. We all know he's really masturbating when he says "smoking weed".

    He thinks were not hip on these terms. :toetap05:
     
  7. twang

    twang on the run

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    Masturbating is my only addiction.
     
  8. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    and his mom really said "It smelled like semen when I went upstairs"
     
  9. twang

    twang on the run

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    My semen isn't smelly -_-
     
  10. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

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    wang better hope you don't get in trouble and have to go through the summer smoke-free... that'd be beat
     
  11. Captain Cannabis

    Captain Cannabis Banned

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    enough with your sexual refferences.

    If his mother wanted to name him "wang" she would have. :p
     
  12. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    I've yet to be encountered with anything like that with my parents

    Though my mom always asks if I'm hungry when I'm really stoned and at the house
     
  13. CircaX43521

    CircaX43521 rat in a drain ditch

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    haha, my dad said he smelled a skunk right after I smoked a bowl in the garage this saturday.
     
  14. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    hahahaha gross
     
  15. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    Lol^

    Why don't you just go for walks or find a safe spot outside to smoke?...in the woods perhaps? I never bothered smoking at home when I was younger.
     
  16. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    when the weather is good its always nicer smoking outside anyway...glad I dont live in a city though
     
  17. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    The ETHER! :D
     
  18. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Yeah I noticed that too. Ether.....hehehe

    It's funny how the parents think it smells like a skunk. It really does in certain situations though.
     
  19. fuzz_acid_flowers

    fuzz_acid_flowers Aqueou§ Transmi§§ion

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    It's a lot easier than you think, well at least the part I live in.One side is all city like, and the other is straight up suburbia.haha.aka "Little Israel". We go for walks and smoke in the open, well not completely but you know what I mean.
     
  20. twang

    twang on the run

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    My parents would be even more suspicious if I went on a walk at 10pm. Would be kinda hard with a waterfall too
     
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