So I partied last night after 3 months of not drinking

It was a little weird. Suddenly I realized all men are gorillas pulling down trees...I tell this chick I'm gay and every girl is talking to me and all that bullshit.

Then I tell her I'm straight and she went mute. That's when I started running my finger down her back.

'09 baby!! :cheers2:

 

Gay men are some of the best friends a girl can have,we dont have to worry about them hitting on us...LOL

 

I don't hit on girlies, anyways. Gay men have HIV.

 

wow. that's really creepy. good way to start the year!!

 

Lol.
Sounds like you had fun.

 

you get in her pants or not?

 

I need to know this

 

Haha...no. I lost the touch.

 

haha sounds fun!

 

lol.I don't believe that.

 

I want me a girl like you.

 

From my novel, Babeology.

Chapter1: Don't tell 'em your straight until after you've slept with them.

 

Hey! I thought I'd copyrighted that technique.

 

Babeology? Is it, by any change, about pigs? :tongue:

 

I wouldn't be so harsh.

 

apes, apparently.

 

That's not harsh.
Never watched Babe?

 

If it's not porn, I haven't.