so i went to church today...

my name was in the program that was neat

i went up there a little more than halfway through the service, and i thought i did bad though it was probably the best playing of "wonderwall" that i've ever done, and was feeling pretty embarrassed when the song ended cos thats just what i do... but then when i got back to the pew, some lady told me that my playing was very inspiring and after the service was done about 10 old folks literally ran over to me to shake my hand and tell me that they liked it a lot

i couldve done so much better though... but the people there want me to play again next week, hurrah i think ill play "while my guitar gently weeps"...


ahahaha, and when i was done playing, the preacher guy started preaching, and he was talking for a really long time and i started to drift off when i noticed something: all the old ladies had the same hair.... and i wrote a song about that while the guy was talking

 

yess
old ladies all have the same hair






much like those scene chicks..

 

wow good for you do you mean 'wonderwall' by oasis because if so I used to live near oasis and spoke to liam gallagher

 

i don't like a oasis but you know>

 

http://www.palindromelist.com/longest.htm
look!
it's the longest palindrom everr
maybe

 

no, i'm talking about the sex pistols' song "wonderwall"

its not very popular, but it goes like:
"baby!!
wonderwall!
we are the sex pistols!!!!
bollocks bollocks bollocks!!!!! rawr!!! we can play half a chord over and over and play drums really loud rawr!!!!
i can be your wonderwall you can be my dodgeball rawr!!!!!"



of course it was oasis, oasis are awesome.

 

thats rad chuck

 

hey... could you even understand what liam was saying? it always sounded like he had a speech impediment when he was drunk/stoned which was all the time

 

oh my gawd... that is so very neat

 

hahahaha lol!

 

this ones groovy: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

 

Ahahahaa... congradulations. I sang at church a few weeks ago ; my mom & myself did a duet together. Church-ies are eerily nice.

I think it's crazy that churches have programs.

 

That last time i went to church it was for a funeral of a person i never met ..

The church was half-empty and the singers sounded like 2 country singers with their organ

Catholicism is pathetic ..

 

Eastern Orthodoxy rules

thats awesome chuck! i was going to probobly go to church today, cept i stayed up way too late and got up about 30 min after the sermon wou have started...

 

aha..
my peeps are catholic, too

but as much as i agree with your statement
if was forced, and i could choose any church to go to i'd pick a catholic one
cos most of the people at other churches are all 'OHMAGAWD I LOVE JESUS!!' "JESUS LOVES YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!sTGJLKDSFGL"
and i really can't stand those types of peolpe..

but see
catholics just mind their own damn business..

 

Yeah, if you really want to see US Culture at its best... don't go to a Catholic church.

http://www.ultimatechristianwrestling.com/

 

that was quite possible one of the funniest things of the weekend


as my history proff would always say when discussing life and the church in New France, "sex is for procreation, not recreation"

 

Are you really an eastern orthodox Burby ?

 

So... I've got it figured out now...
ahhahah..

You aren't actually religious..

You just like performing at the church.


Gotcha.

 

the guy in blue totally looks like a guy from mortal combat