So, I'm IMing this really fat, weird, tatted, ex con

Who I met, while I was extremely lit, at an after party. He liked my bitchiness, which is great after a few whiskey sours. Way creepy. He's IMing me about his "dark" poetry, and telling me that he has an AA in lit. Right. That's suppose to impress me. Plus, his grammar is comical. He's so in love with me. I'm totally egging this on.

 

so, whats your local paper again?

 

I am closing my eyes and envisioning your future. I see a body dumped in the woods.

 

whaaatttt?

 

you're either full of shit or really dumb...

 

Hopefully devoured my a wild pack of wolves.

 

This thread is troll meat of the best kind.

 

Please explain your judgement. I'm not denying either....

 

Feel free to exit, and dont let the door kick ya where the good lord split ya.


BTW, I did not meet him online, if that's the idea...

 

you know, so we can post your story if and when you may go missing

 

i'm sure it will be fine; if he's really that fat he can be outrun...

 

He's harmless....I could def. kick his ass. I actually went to school with his younger brother. They all are fucktards.

 

Thanks for the support.

 

And I can't wait until I get out... I'm gonna go meet her... face to face...

I'm gonna give her my AA.

 

i was 22 once...and i wasnt doing stupid shit like that...i was busy doing other stupid shit...not to mention all of kids in the 19-22 year range that i know who are full of shit/dumb who dont do that...so, it stands to reason that A) youre fucking dumber than a bag full of hammers...or, B) full of shit...

 

Jokes on you, buddy. Maybe you shouldn't have fucked around so much at 22. Maybe then there would be more cells in the brain. Just saying.

 

ive got more cells in my cock than you have in your brain...wait...they're dead too

 

Do you think you are a lot like your sister?

 

Here' s a poem about me that Mr. Con Man just wrote. And for a little explantion, he claims that I made some dude cry at the bar. I don't recall this, but when I drik whiskey, I don't recal much.

Enjoy.


big girls dont cry but whiny punks do.if you run into samiantha you better let her thru.dont catch her eye,look away if you make eye contact you better run away.full of wit and shere spit she will knock you down with her spite.whiny punks stay away samiantha will destroy your day......


Oh yes, I entitled it Big Girls Don't Cry But Whiny Punks Do.

 

No. She's way higher on the vacuum procedure than I. That says a lot about my character.