So my grandma's bird has the aids, how do I kill it?

She calls me in the middle of the night to drive half way across the fucking world because her bird fell off it's perch and is acting retarded now... It only goes in one direction (in a circle) on the bottom of the cage, 3 stooges like and can't get back up. So the time has come for me to kill the little faggot. How do I do it as easily as possible? Easy for me, not the bird, fuck him.

PETA FAGS: NO VET, PERIOD.

 

Yes kill this damn bird it sounds dangerous. And you drove all that way. Just step on it.

Peace

 

Thats so funny

 

That's not easy.

 

Drown it?

 

Chop its head off?

(Make sure to film it)

 

leave it to starve

 

Slip some cyanide into your mouth digest it, then regurgitate it like the birds mother would.

 

That's not easy either.

 

Only for a trip to aspen.

 

Flush it.

Peace

 

wring its neck thats the easiest way to do it....its quick too(only to be done if the bird is large enough otherwise you would have problems) (of coarse you shuldnt kill the bird unless it said in its will that in the case it bacame braindead/retarded it wanted to be killed)