So now I'm on crutches

cuz I fucked my foot up really bad.

Its kinda heaven for me really, cuz now I get to sit in front of my computer all day, and keep eating pain medication and smoking pot. I think I'll get hurt more often.

 

my god, and i thought i was kinky.

sounds like heaven, actually.

 

i was thinking that you'd just whip out the old flesh cane and use that...

 

I know EXACTLY how you are feeling mate. I did my foot in 2 weeks ago in a near miss accident with a bus on my bike. I've got a Jone's fracture. Had to spend 1 week on my own in the middle of nowhere looking after myself on cructhes, it was not fun. Good work out on my upper body though. Now I have a special shoe I have to wear for another three weeks so I can walk about OK now. It is nice being a lazy sod though sitting around in front of my computer drinking beer and smoking hash though I must say.

 

it's probably in a cast, too.

 

yeah, it got burned pretty bad a couple weeks ago when I tried to fuck my tractors exhaust pipe..... didn't realize how hot it would be. Needless to say, next time I'll make sure it's not running

 

What kind of pain pills Ganj?

 

you gotta check it for that golden period of warm but not hot next time.

 

vicodin. my favs....

 

they gave me 2 already at the hospital, and I'm feelin nice already. Its been quite awhile since I've had any pills. I've just been drinking and getting high lately. Its a nice change.

 

Lucky bastard. 10's, I hope?

 

Ganja, I hope you delight us with your talk of anal leakage and your pube lice...

 

not sure, didn't even look. My wife is picking up the rest of my script, which will go up my nose pretty quick.

 

Dude, woah, hydrocodone up the nose? Bro, that's a major waste. If you get upwards of 20 pills, and you want the most effective way to take them without the tylenol posioning your system, google 'cold water extraction'. Trust me man lol

 

They seemed concerned that I left a huge reddish/brownish/greenish stain on the x-ray table right underneath my ass. I told them it was nothing to worry about, and that they apprently had never seen the end result of having a horse cock up your ass. They were some really hot nurses too, and they just looked disgusted that they had to clean it up. I might have blown my chances with them.

 

which reminds me, i have to call my mom.

she's on those for her gout. ahahaha. she's great. maybe i can get her to give me some.

 

I can't be bothered to do all that shit. I have a fetish for snorting shit. I think it comes from my coke days. Its just fine. And it does affect me in a more positive way like that.

 

Gout. That sounds delicious.

 

you crazy kids and your pill hijinks..

I'm on Norco, and they make me feel sick as shit...
I had to wear an opium patch before (there is a name for it but it's basically an opium patch) and I can't tell you a thing that happened when I had to wear those patches...

 

was it a phentanol patch? or maybe a morphine patch? yeah, I don't fuck with any of that shit. Its glorified herion. And I only did that once, and never again.