so this might be an unusual question...

but does anybody know of any legitimate services online where you can arrange to have a dead animal of some sort delivered to someone's home? preferably a found dead animal, not one killed for this purpose.

like a vole or a shrew or mouse or something would be ideal

 

i want a small carcass delivered to my friend in GA for valentines day, with a sweet note attached


oo, a frog would work

 

???

 

believe it or not, she would fucking love it.

the more rank, the better.

or something really wierd, like it's totally dehydrated and mummified or something

 

It could be arranged.

 

how? i mean, i'd like to do this if it's affordable, but its not like amazon.com has an option of gift wrapping dead frogs and voles

 

im too far, but i would offer my services if i was close by.

 

i should have thought of this earlier

 

I wonder how long it would be to drive to GA from Canada....

 

Fedex it in a cooler. Tell them it's perishable food. Stinky cheese might work.

 

This might seem a bit far out but I'd think most people would abuse that service and so, I'd say no.

 

^thats probably true.

thing is it could make it via fedex or ups just fine. i dont need someone to drive it.

but i need to find somewhere to get a dead animal. they aren't just laying around my dorm

 

Find one, put it in an airtight container and mail it your own damn self.

Send it express so it doesn't have time to get stinky enough for the postman to notice :cheers2:

 

Try a cat shelter, they kill loads of them every day. Just slide up asnd swipe one.

 

if you love her, a dead human is the only way to go.

 

thats not a terrible idea, actually.

especially if it was a kitten, but they probably get homes instead.

last i heard she was mummifying a kitten in her back yard, though, and using screens to keep flies and stuff away.

i dont want to give her something she already has

 

you should of mentioned your plans when i had a mouse problem. i could of hooked you up. but theyre all gone now. they were babies, i think, they were really small mice. i would of gave you a bundle deal.

 

damnit!

oh well. i suppose i could mail her a deli sandwich and a handful of chips instead. maybe a box of milk.

it wouldnt be as good, but it would still be good.

 

Where does she live in GA? I feel like killing my gramps' dog....

 

savannah. works at a fancy restaurant there, but the owner is a dickhead so shes quitting and going to a different one.