So what is everyone thinking right now?

It is 1:12 am in he jungles of Central America.

I am smoking bowls of some fine Marijuana. But that is not real important right now.

I have a few hours to kill.

So what the heck are are you thinking or doing right now?

I am a curious cat this morning.

 

What's up, my man?


I'm thinking of jokes.

 

im sort of thinking about hanging myself with barbed wire...HAHAHAHA!!!

 

Jokes are cool. Life is pretty hilarious. There is plenty of joke material.

 

JESUS, jerry. Not yet, my man. Wait a couple minutes.

 

i kid i kid

 

I Am Thinking......I Just May Be Nothing More Than A Stupid "Klutz"......Cause The Whole Weeks Washing Was On The Line....And Dry.......Then Came A Totally Unexpected Cloudburst...........You Can Guess The Rest...



Tears...Glen...

P.S......20 minutes on.....and it's still pissing down.....(sniff).....i think i may hang myself with barbed wire...

 

Why am I at home again? It's Saturday night. I stayed in last night, and tonight again.

And what did I do? I made dinner, folded laundry, watched X-Files and read a book. I tinkered online for a bit and... quite frankly, I feel like a loser today.

Gentleman, tell me I'm not a loser. Ladies, tell me to paint my nails or something.

 

go paint your fucking nails or something...

 

Well thanks Jerry.

Pink or clear? Because I'm so vanilla lately, I only have two polish options to choose from.

 

i say vanilla...goes good with your fantasic boobs...

 

There have got to be cooler ways to end life.

I want to die while having sex.

 

Hell no you are not a loser.

What did you make for dinner?

Reading is cool it engages the mind.

Have not seen x files in a long time. Great show though.

Your laundry is done. Sounds like you are on top of things.

 

Wish it would rain here. It is in the middle of dry season and has not rained in a long time.

I am glad someones getting rain. Bummer about the wet washing.

 

I made a veggie pizza and organic salad. Had a bit of roasted garlic hummus and pita later.

Thanks guys. I am doing my nails right now.

I need some motivation, and this song usually makes me feel awesome. I just want to blow up the outside world around me... you know, lead a trail of bread crumbs into a giant factory and watch stupid people follow it and blow up! BOOOM! Bye bye crappy two-faced people in my way to success in life...

Did I type that aloud? I'm weird tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRDjgByyzY

Nothing seems to kill me no matter how hard I try
Nothing is closing my eyes
Nothing can beat me down for your pain or delight
And nothing seems to break me
No matter how hard I fall nothing can break me at all
Not one for giving up though not invincible I know

I've givin' everything I need
I'd give you everything I own
I'd give in if it could at least be ours alone
I've given everything I could
To blow it to hell and gone
Burrow down in and
Blow up the outside world

Someone tried to tell me something
Don't let the world get you down
Nothing will do me in before I do myself
So save it for your own and the ones you can help

Want to make it understood
Wanting though I never would
Trying though I know it's wrong
Blowing it to hell and gone
Wishing though I never could
Blow up the outside world

 

I know a bloke who was riding a four-wheeler through some grape fines a couple of years ago, going to go fix a fence and drove right into some barb-wire. It went in his throat but missed the jugular. Some middle aged lady found him soon after and called an ambo. He's got some pretty badass scars on his neck now.

 

like the kurgan in highlander?

 

:huh: ...movie?

 

In the end, there can be only one!!!!!1one

 

HAHAHA!

RAMIREZ!