So..you wanna fight? OR Digitalldj Knocks a drunk kid the fuck out

So..to preface, everyone who works at the bar with me knows me as a "mild mannered, quiet" guy, haha but it's fuckin hilarious how every single person there gained a whole new respect for me tonight

anyways, it was a shitty night in terms of customers/money so i was out walkin around the bar, mingling, etc. I was walking back towards the bar when one of the bussers asked "hey man, u think u could carry these bottles back to the bottle room for me?" [the bottle room is a room at the back of the club down like a 10 flight of stairs, where there is the bottle room, as well as the back door]

so im like yea man, no problem! so i proceed to grab the bottles and walk back towards the back of the club and down the stairs, while i'm walking down the stairs i feel like I get pushed hard from behind, so i'm like WTF?!?

i see that it's some idiot behind me who either mistakenly did it, or wanted to start shit not knowing i work at the club

so i walk into the little bottle room, put down the cases of bottles and turn around, only to find this guy, who's probably 5"8 160lb's standing inside the bottle room, just inside the small doorway

the kid is fucking incohereant almost, very drunk but still able to somewhat analyze the situation, in a mumbling voice he asks "mannn..so like..whats suppose to be goin on here?"

me being already annoyed simply replies "ahh yea man, your gonna have to go back up the stairs, your not allowed back here"

he replies with a "ohhh umm yea.." and just kinda stands there staring me down..

so i repeat, "yea man, go back up the stairs there" in a rather stern voice

again, he stands in the doorway not moving, so I proceed to grab his shoulder and turn him around to face the stairs

thats when it went downhill...for him...

as i reach for his shoulder he slaps my hand away, so then i'm like...oh no u didnt just fucking touch me...

i then grab him by his forearm and force him out of the bottle room back up towards the stairs, where then he tries to break out of my hold, which he does because clearly i'm not a bouncer, and although im much bigger then him, he squirmed his way out of it

THEN..he actually has the nerve to turn around and SWING AT ME!!!

so..he swings a right hook attempting to hit me in the face, i'm not sure if it actually grazed me, or missed me entirely, but as soon as i see him swing i've fucking had it with this idiot

I then grab him by the arm he swung with and force his whole body down onto the stairs, so pretty much his feet are almost touching the floor at the bottom of the stairs but he's lieing veritcally on the stairs, he again tries to elbow me in the face saying "what the fuckkkkk!"

me: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

BOOOOM! I fucking smashed the moron with a right hook right in his motherfuckin jaw, square on and his head hits the side of the step which is lined with a metal lip, instantly his head/face starts bleeding, i see that he's fucked up but i'm still enraged that this idiot would actually try to start shit with me, so i'm standing over him while he lies bleeding on the stairs, still at this point i can see that his eyes are open

he then mumbles out "fuckk whaa"

me: "no...not fuck..."

BOOOM, fucking left hook this time into the oposite jaw while his fucking head is on the metal lining, totally defensless, and too fucked up already to put up any more of a fight of the stairs like fucking american history X curb stomping style, thats when he really starts to bleed and is totally out cold at this point

me, somewhat satisfied and just getting adrenaline going walks back up the stairs and grabs one of the bouncers, anazlying the situation he grabs 3 other bouncers who all proceed to circle him on the stairs, trying to get a response out of him, i explain the situation and people then begin to give me props and praise, as it's totally not my job to deal with this kind of situation

not knowing what to do, and not wanting to touch him, the boucners call the police/ambulance, who eventually show up at the back door, probably 2 paramedics and 4 cops, the one cop listens to my story, doesnt write anything down, nor even questions my actions and just says "Ok..thanks"

now..hitting a guy who's drunk off his ass isnt really anything to be proud of..but I would be lieing if i didnt say it felt great

 

haha awesome man, drunks can get out of control sometimes, you just gotta be polite as possible and if that doesn't work show them the door..literally.

 

Haha great job man. Pwnt

 

was that last hit necessary?

 

im with young deadhead. wasnt the threat nuetralized once he was on the ground?

 

The guy was cruisin' for a bruisin' by the sounds of it.

 

That last hit sounds a little harsh. He was drunk and didn't know any better.

 

i think digitalldj's dick just grew a few inches

 

Nice job man. Who the fuck gives a shit if he was drunk, he got what he deserved. I fucking hate drunks.

 

its not like tieing him up to a chair, drunk people can still fight and he swung at him first.

 

i dont believe he deserved that last punch he was down and not resisting i believe.

 

Maybe, but i deffently know what its like to get caught up in the moment and get a little carried away.

 

wether he deserved it or not, all my anger of putting up with morons got released in both punches, and if he's gonna come into my bar and try to pull that shit, he could have ended up much worse then a cut on his mouth

to the poster who said "yea he coulda whooped your ass if he was sober"

yea i'm sure, considering i've got like 4 inches in height and 40 pounds on him, if anything i would have been physically able to just force him to the ground

 

The last hit might have been a titch over board but I know what its like to deal with drunk people. My damn roommate is an alkie and he just likes to start shit with me when he's drunk. I seriously want to do this exact thing to him. The only thing is he's solid muscle while i'm solid fat

 

definately sounds like he was asking for it. Good job man, like you said, it could've been a whole lot worse. Not like you beat the shit out of him then broke his legs or anything. Just popped him twice......first one was in defense, second one was to make sure he got the message

 

also, i forgot to mention in the OP, and this isnt BS, as why do I need to lie to you guys, both punches were not hard by any means, i'd say it was under a 1/4 of what i had the potential to throw

 

Some of you potheads have some pent up hostility.

Learn how to fight. Then you won't feel the need to knock out every drunk idiot who swaggers your way to prove how bad you are.

 

Yeah man, if someone swings at you, especially for no reason, make him as bloody as possible. Good job man.

 

you ever work in a bar on a busy ass friday night with some drunken frat boy trying to chill in your store room? If you had, then you'd understand where Digital is coming from.

 

Agree. I wouldnt take it.