some creepy dude

just imed me on yahoo messenger and wants to send me pictures of his supposedly small penis so i'll humiliate him because thats what gets him off?

if i'm understanding this correctly.

 

sorry if it was me. I occasionally forget things I do.

 

Tell him you're Chris Hanson.

 

LOL

 

tell him how massive it is and how much it would stretch you.

and then borrow one of ganjas pics of chris hanson

 

i don't want him to send me pictures ew ew lol

also, hes inquiring the number of men and women i've slept with and the average cock size for the men.

what a freak lol

 

Lie.

 

awww, hes just curious

 

I'm just trying to make friends, seizedbyanger...

...the only way I know how.

 

i'm like dude i'm 17 thats underage in america hes like underage in UK is 15 i'm like wtf not in fucking america what are you not understanding

 

I think I know what member you're talking about. He PM'd me yesterday saying his penis is the size of an acorn and he wants to talk to women who like small ones but will also make fun of him...


*blinks*

 

omg yeah his name is acorndick lol

 

lmfao. That's him.

 

i think i pissed him off and he blocked me or some shit lol

 

I long for the days I get messaged by men with small peniles. Well, any penile will do.....

 

i'm gay

which is why i found it funny, because i told him that and he still wanted me to humiliate him.

 

Gave that shit up in my 30s.

 

lol

he claimed to be 21.

and i laughed thinking

'hes probably 40 half naked unshowered with a cigar in his mouth and WOW minimized in his moms basement'

 

rofl. Wearing his underwear for the 4th day in a row and eating beans out of a can?

 

pretty much lol