Somebody PLEASE...make it come out!!!!

I am 2cm dialated. I have had sex. I have walked.

I have done everything I could think of to evict this little *bleep*

Pray for me....I'm losing it

 

You're in my thoughts. Try not to go crazy too soon, though, if you still have 4 weeks left till your due date. You don't want the poor thing to make an appearance too soon and have undeveloped lungs do you?

 

Have you tried competing in a MMA bout? A few rounds in the ol' octagon could do the trick.

A vacuum cleaner with a hose attachment could work too, but I'd wash it first.

 

*Pokes Miss F's belly*

Come out ya little squirt!

 

Shave an a haircut? (the knock I mean)

Open sesame?

 

I hope you have your baby soon, I actually thought this post was about constipation when i first read it. :X

 

hope it all goes well MissF. I am sure you child will be beautiful and beligerent.

 

Use a plunger to get that sucker out

 

Good luck!!

 

Sounds like a case of maternal constipation. Use a laxative.

 

pizza or spaghetti.. oregano.. lots and lots of oregano

 

I've been eating pineapples....they say they help

 

I never thought I'd say this to anyone, but stop the sex. I just caught the news yesterday which said that a new study says that women who are sexually active in the final trimester actually average longer before giving birth.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings.

 

i thought the kid was running in the other direction

good looking out

 

are you new momma?

 

doesn't castor oil help? and it cleans you out, too.

EEEEEE! she's having the baby with the kick ass name....i feel like i'm a part of something.

 

I was going to suggest waiting until the due date to try the castor oil...Castor oil only caused problems in my labour, and then I had an oily toilet to clean besides...

 

that's really fucked up that you had to clean the toilet.

 

Nope......having some bullshit contractions though

 

I've been scared to take the castor oil. I hate irritable bowels

Well, I'm off to buy more pineapple