Something about everything

I think that I know a little something about everything...
Ask and I will answer...

Very bored..

 

how big is your ego

 

It is pretty big. I call it confidence, you call it ego. I was bored, what can I say..

Who's next!

 

Or you could just ask Google.

 

I got one...

If God is omnipotent, can He create an object so heavy that He Himself can't lift it?

 

he hasnt answered yet

 

What happens when the immovable object meets the unstopable force?

 

The unstoppable force goes through or around the immoveable object without moving it.

 

One question I've asked many times and have yet to have gotten an answer:
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

 

Why isn't a building called a built. Aren't they finished?

 

why are you annoying....

 

Yes he can. He created water. Water is heavy. I do not believe that he could lift an ocean. It would fall through his fingers.

Thank you for your question.

 

For the rest of the questions... I will get to them. That is if you really care.

 

i ask jeeves

 

Ok Chief, but if he is ALL POWERFUL, shouldn't he be able to lift anything?

 

I was sent to annoy you. Just doin' my job.

 

Can you be Cornered in a Round Room?

 

I have a real one... Why do certain people waste time trying to tear down people on an internet forum?

I know this has been used ad nauseum, but it so applies here...

Arguing with someone on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. Sure, you can win, but you're still retarded.

 

lol

 

why do I cry myself to sleep every night.

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