Spending a night with your favorite bird

Obviously I am your favorite bird. What would you like to do?

 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_N4xBts4ptA

 

Use the poll, darling.

 

but there isn't a sandwich option...
we should make sandwiches :H

i suppose i can settle for one of those options....

 

I hope you let me touch you all night.

 

I went with the chess option.

 

Chess is a good game indeed.

 

sandwiches may be one of my preferances too...

 

I voted for a few joints and a movie. Cause its the only thing not involving touching or being naked. Plus, I never had a joint so I guess it would be fun.

 

There are many options that do not involve touching.
But you can admit you want to be touched by me.

 

Where's the option of letting you pop the pimples on my ass....(you can keep them as a keepsake, an added bonus)

 

I left that option out for a reason.
The reason being I forgot about your pimpled ass.

 

Am I really that obvious ?
Cause u know, I never had a joint and if I had one that would be my excuse cause I am sure that instead of watching a movie ,we'd be making a little movie of our own. of us playing chess, of course.

 

Ofcourse J.I., that would be a very interesting movie indeed. I like the way your boobies move when you move a piece.

 

You are not the brightest star in the universe, are you?

 

If we actually hung out i would pick I would smoke a few joints and watch a movie

 

do you know what chess is????? seriously

 

Are you sure about that?

 

I bet you are the kind of person who likes to play strippoker with me.
Am I correct?

 

well, what movie would we watch? i know im probably walking right into some porn related answer....lol