Twice around to return home: A hidden reset button for spins and qubits Think of the universe as a giant whirlpool, with lots of little tiny whirlpools. This is the symmetry of the universe. It explains how to simplify the Three Body Problem, and how I can use Paradoxical Monty Carlo Statistics to describe how the Simultaneity Paradox is merely a nonlinear expression of Quantum Superposition. I'm now attempting to produce a simple formula, that can be used to calculate half of Relativity and quantum mechanics, using a linguistic slide-rule. It would encourage people with skills to try my math, and help me get past the censors.