Squeezing or hitting a guy in the groin...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by GenJaneu, Jun 26, 2005.

  1. GenJaneu

    GenJaneu Member

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    Hi, I asked this in women's issues, but I guess it's more general...

    It seems increasingly "popular" these days to talk about & show guys getting hit there, and it came up a while ago when I was out with my friends. My impression was that it sort of knocks the wind out of a guy, but some of the girls said it can put a guy down and out for like 20 minutes -- even with just a good squeeze or yank!.

    I'm now curious what the reality is. I've never done it, and I don't plan to -- I don't have the heart (or balls!) to just do that to a guy to see what happens. Does anyone have any experiences with anything like that? Are they really so easy to take completely out? What about the guy afterwards? You don't hear so much about balls actually popping or anything.

    Details, details -- what did you do, why did you do it, how incapacitated was the guy, could he have hit back if he was mad enough, how long was he down; did he recover?

    I'm so curious. I just can't imagine having balls & what it would be like to have something so vulnerable just hanging there between my legs. It would sort of make up for a lot of the hassles of being a girl. But still I can't believe some of the stories I've heard, so I'd like some confirmation...
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i've been hit in the balls before. numerous times, but only once by anohter person - my sister. we were having a typical sibling fight and she ended up kicking me. i was in pain into the following day. it hurt to walk, i had this feeling in my stomach that i was going to throw up, i had no appetite. its bad. i haven't experienced anything close to that pain.

    the other times i've been hit with a rubber ball that you use while playing dodgeball. i was 10 or 11 and the councilor in the gym wound up and threw the ball and it hit me squarley in the balls. i couldn't play any more games that day...i couldn't go to swim practice.

    then i've been hit with a soccer ball and depending on how hard the ball was kicked and were it hit will determine how bad it hurts.

    being hit there fucking hurts, plain and simple. i would never hit a guy there. there are a few times were i think it would be acceptable to hit a guy there: your life is being threatened, rape, he has a weapon...and some other ones. but those are the big reasons to do it.
     
  3. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    Imagine two balls of whatever yer funny bone's made outta, with all those nerve endings and such, dangling at yer crotch-region, multiply the pain when hit in the funny bone by about 20, and that's what getting hit in the balls is like.
     
  4. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    If you are really pissed off grab - pull - and then twist. Makes the guy go down in a second. I only did it once and the asshole had it coming. He laid on the ground curled up in a ball, crying and drooling. I felt satisfied.
     
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    we used to smack each other in the nuts back in High school........awww, those were the days
     
  6. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    I don't see how it's so easy to get hit in the balls.. It's kinda instinct to protect that area... If I ever saw a foot start to come near there, I'm sure my reflexes would be quite fast. :rolleyes:
     
  7. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    this reminds me of something we did at school this year...

    we'd sit on the floor opposite each other, with our legs spread out. we'd then proceed to roll/toss a baseball or lacrosse ball at each others nuts. and we'd see who could last the longest. well, me and a friend we drunk and we played for over an hour with a baseball. it was pretty funny until we stood up. then it hurt.
     
  8. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    intentional nut slaps are the worst.....you knew they were coming, but just not when. and it was always when you were off guard.
     
  9. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    ive kicked a couple of guys in the nuts. im a bitch like that.
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    yea, intentional nut slaps are pretty funny. especially when the person just keels over during class.
     
  11. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    class disruptions were the sole purpose.....especially really boring ones
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    oh yea...its funny that teachers never caught on.
     
  13. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    yeah, they were always pretty naive........
     
  14. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    I don't have balls...altho i am always refering to mine
    but I did that just the night before last with a bunch of guys
    we wrestled and took turns smacking and playing.....:D

    awww the fun...I have a few decent bruises...
    but I doubt my effort were rewarded....

    aww but next time :)
     
  15. joe

    joe Banned

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    If you look in my high school yearbook you'll see my picture and a caption that reads "That guy that went down like a bitch after some purple haired chick, Knocked his crotch"

    Yeah, ive been hit consecutive times, The punches hurt the most, the whole lower body is complete pain, Your eyes bulge out your sockets and then it goes into your stomach and makes you feel as if you been hit by a bowling ball. And then you just curl up and try not to cry or whimper
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I've never done it, but if I ever feel threatened, you better believe the guy is gonna lose'em....
     
  17. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    In my kung-fu class we were taught that if the situation ever arose a quick flick of the hand or foot will get a quicker response than a hard smack. If you hit hard it deadens the nerves and takes a little longer for them to feel, especailly if the adrenaline is pumping.
     
  18. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    im a black belt in a defensive martial art and they taught us a nut crunching move for almost any situation.....i whimpered and puked alot that year because of stupid middle school girls thinking it would be funny to actually hit me.
     
  19. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    sounds like a fun time, I think I would've got a cup.
     
  20. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    we do that but we smack each other in the boobs.
     
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