Stealing when high?

How many of you go out an steal when you get high and do crazy things? Got throwed earlier, and went off and stole some 20's off a dodge truck for a buddy for $400.00. What do you guys steal to make cash? Or even just when your high?

 

I don't steal... BUT... my husband's younger brother (he's almost 17) goes "car shopping" sometimes. He always gets ridiculous things, too... especially for a small town. The other weekend, he was walking with a friend, and they noticed an envelope laying on the ground. Walked back by, it was still there, so the guy was like "Dude, you should just see what's in it..." So he grabs it, opens it, $120 American. And he almost ALWAYS manages to find at least a case of beer in a cooler or something (backs of pickups and stuff) outside bars, haha. And he'll do this shit right on main street... mind you, small town, not a whole lot of pigs. Same weekend, he was IN a car that wasn't his (he doesn't even have a license yet) and some dude walked up and went "wanna buy some hash?" so he reached in the center console, pulled out $40 and handed it to the guy, hahah... the guy knew (obviously) that it wasn't his car, didn't say a thing about it.


Him and some of his buddies stumbled upon a crop (honestly, it's up a creek where we swim all the time) of, literally, hundreds of plants. And then they found a shed. Same growers, better stuff. Walked in, grabbed a few ounces each, walked out, no trouble at all. I have NO idea how they get so fucking lucky.

 

haha sounds like me. If I dont have anything to keep me busy selling, then I go finding money. Any given night, just pick a big neighborhood, I can walk around that whole thing in about 2.5 hours-3 hours, and pick up 4-5 purses. People thing their save in their neighborhood, I always end up with about $200. cash, $200. electronics, and get a credit card and fill up my tank at a shitty gas station with no cameras before they cancel it the next morning.

 

I stole a payphone once, while it was still attached to the 12ft steel pole. It was hell getting that shit in the van. Probably weighed 250lbs, but we had 3 people. We did it so we could get the quarters out of it and buy some weed. We got a little over $30 and got a 1/4oz, so it was cool.

 

just curious how do you get in the cars?

 

And that's fukt up.

 

Sparkplug.

 

haha thats a pretty good idea. its hard to get in them on the spot, so why not take the whole damn thing, and get the money later. Was the thing bolted into the ground or what? You can sometime find payphones that would be easy spots to take. Maby find out when they collect the money, and hit them the day before.

 

huh?

 

i've never really went stealing anything while i was high, have taken quite a few road signs, bar banners, etc. while drunk tho.....

 

Yeah it was bolted into the ground. We had to ram it with the van first, then get some bolt cutters. We took it to this girl's house to crack it open, but her grandfather heard us outside and came out with a baseball bat, because it was in the middle of the night and he thought we were burglars. We ended up taking it to the beach, and we got a drill and drilled holes in the change compartment, and after there were a bunch of holes in it, we hit it with a sledgehammer and busted it open.

 

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what an og...

 

lmao if you paid me in all quarters.........

 

haha to the pay phone... topnotch youre the best

i dont really steal too often but i remember one specific time when we got way stoned and i stole a lighter from a gas station mart...

 

Instead of stealing, why don't you use your stoned creativity to come up with some honest, money making ideas?

 

You people are just perpetuating the media's view of "stoners" being a bunch of good for nothing crooks.

 

Sometimes when i'm stoned i goto the local Wally World.. and steal shit that i need.. anything from food to kool-aid.. fishing tackle.. clothes.. what the fuck ever.. biggest store chain in the world with the shittiest security ever

 

You scumbag peice of shit. If you tried to steal something in my neighborhood we'd fuck you us so bad. I can't wait for the day you steal from the wrong person, and he pounds you into a pulp, or better yet throws your worthless ass in jail.

People work hard for money, they work hard and you don't have a right to take it away from them. I hope someone steals the next big bag of weed you buy.

 

^^^ thats one thing i never do is steal from people.. unless they fucked me over some how or another..

 

Yea, You're just giving a reason to make weed never decriminalized or legalized. Don't get high and steal. As jo_k_er_man said, I only steal if someone fucked me over or stole from me.