Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Please explain what is a garlic finger I need to make them now

 

Hurry

 

Have you ever been to Halifax? King of Donair?

 

Eyes were okay. Healthy, good vision out of right eye but she said she doesn't know how as the lens is cracked all over and grazed, new one ordered. Going to polish my left lens up to see if that helps.

 

dveSean told a story how his wife use to skydive in 1977.. and her with a panama red shirt back then..

 

UPS delivered that package... Somewhere other than here.

 

I'm not a huge donair fan but I have been to Hell he'll what it's stupid Google Halifax there we go

 

Giant Eagle to discontinue use of plastic bags

One the radio personalities over here,, his name is steigerwald. dumbass said that plastic bags aren't an issue. And says cotton bags cost more to make. And then they come from Vietnam and China..
So I said you know we grow hemp here in Pennsylvania, we can manufacture our own bags made out of hemp.
also said you must really like those stupid blue tumbleweeds all over the roadside stuck in trees and bushes..
Dude comes off like a conservative but that's not very conservative if you're not trying to save the planet..

 

Not to mention there is nothing wrong with giving people in Vietnam some work

 

First rum and eggnog of the season

 

Toronto on Thursday.....a whirlwind 24 hour visit....chauffeuring my boss to the airport and then VISIting my brother and then going to visit grand kids for the night grab a haircut from my daughter back in the car next morning fly back home stop at the rez and at my sisters

 

I forgot that this milk was infused and I am fucked up..
Like halucinogeno I fucked up

 

Tile SLE 9:30 I like hijo is a puppy.

I can no longer trust Alexa to perform my activity .

 

That bitch got me in trouble more times than once ..

 

I heard you can ask Alexa to fart

 

I hid my Bluetooth speaker underneath where my brother sits and then I found a fart soundboard on the internet but I couldn't stop laughing so he figured it out quick..... whenever I try to pull a practical joke is very difficult for me to keep a straight face

 

WAIT!!! You said pull ups....geez

That is hard as hell, especially for a woman. So, i see you have some muscles there! You go girl!

Even when I was at my strongest, doing (real) push-ups and all, I couldn't do but one pull-up out of every 20 attempts, and I may have cheated to get that one. ha. :/

 

@Irminsul ... Spotted this over in my friend's garage... I love these metal cups