Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Pizzagate (East)

 

I have to get this.

 

at first, I thought that the Chinese writing said "Pizza Gate - East". Only then did I notice that the statue of the child is clearly blowing the man.

 

Yeah it's creepy...lol..

 

I'm gonna get fucked up on ^ December 22nd's Christmas partay... eggnog bombs all Sunday night

 

I am about to go to a family Xmas breakfast at my uncles place. It is a bit early but this side of the family is splitting up over Xmas so last chance to see one another. I've only eaten a few cheese slice and a noodle cup all morning so I'm pretty keen and hungry.

 

^

 

Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' down, down, down
Workin' in a coal mine
Oops, about to slip down

 

yummy ...

 

DEVO bro O

 

I got some deli roast beef and added gravy. with my near inoperable kitchen at this point with a monster breaking everything .. its not easy to get sides ready timely.. shits pissing me off..

 

Ive been dying to use that meme^^^.. haha.

me watching my Black neighbor - Contrail . That was his name, roll grass.. by 11 I was rolling grass. I remember the very first time I brought this weed over and said is this weed? IT was mugwort.. Hes says no little man, you got to have money for this? and I said how much and he was like 3$ .. yeah 3dollar on a 'nickleback'... Then we smoked he played the bass and I played guitar and then he would get high and start preaching about Jesus.... Mama Kane would say Hallelujah ..
I seen Contrail some 30yrs later, he pulled up on a car.. Says you remember me? I actually did. Still a bible in his car console. Id some pretty good weed that day too. Seems like the weed of old was better than the weed of new.. Nice chunky buds and this had a smell of like fresh apples.. I remember how everyone wanted a piece that pot but I squandered it and kept most the 2oz I got. And another reason I didnt let it go because Andy had given a bag to someone I sold solid 1/8 and he pinched it.. They come back to me. Im like well you went tho Andy and not me and Ron told Julie to let it go.. I's like fuck it yall aint getting none this loaf. Besides Karl was a connect everyone could use so dont need me as plug. But there wasnt any that tree left it went back to some Bc kinds, and that was the last of that strain ever to be seen again..

 

this one time I give Contrail LSD.. of course white boys have that connect. was like 16 ok. so we sitting there tripping our asses off and the one neighbor only had one arm.
tying to remember this without choking on my tea..
So he takes off his prosthetic .. and somehow Contrail loses it. like put it back on, omg your arm fell off we got to get an ambulance and were like nah its cool man look its fake.
then hes off with the dude is a living mannequin, and the arm is moving when its sitting on the couch to Contrail. And we starts fucking with him chasing him around with the arm and or putting our arms inside our shirt and our coats over our heads headless.. He was terrified but laughing the entire time. That was some funny shit. We was so loud that night people from the bar was asking us to keep it down.. we was running in between the buildings chasing him with this arm.
I think Im a poop my pants. that was a good memory..

 

if anything is possible to trigger a flashback. that is..