Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I'm sure coming to the realization that you were lied to about Santa Claus, reindeers being able to fly and gifts become increasingly practical, if at all, doesn't help.

 

Starburst Cannabutter Candies
any better method ... let me know. want to do the starburst candy. but feel ive to make a tincture first and then add to butter .. butter alone in the candies wouldnt all be that much.. have to eat a shit-ton.. I thinks make tincture for more gas then add to butter.. idk what im doing.. reminder.. Ive a demon in my kitchen.

 

I disagree. Tradition is what makes the magic. Cultural festivals rarely sway from tradition and they're always magical. Christmas is different because you realise that it's just all made up and commercialised, but the older traditions still surrounding Christmas in their parts of the world are still magical.

 

Found in the straw.

 

jack the ripper ,, kinda giving me a headache. hate those coughing dabs. its like whats the point of pain medication if it just brings on more pain coughing. uggh..

 

I wa sjust speaking to my dad and he's alright with me. I won't tell my sisters.

Nah who'm I kidding. I'm his best.

 

absolutely they mentioned it in the article as part of the reason....... obviously there are exceptions but many even here have said how they aren't feeling exactly magical.... unfortunately the good magic cost big dough

I will look at the recipe when I finish cleaning out my chicken coop it was so warm I just had to take advantage of the outside weather because it is much easier when it's not frozen chickenshit LOL


However I would like to add this comment you can make the butter out of dry ice hash or wet ice hash and it is immediately 10 times as strong as butter made from weed and if you also throw in a gram of honey oil decarbed of course in my opinion only it will be even more strong I did it it works

 

My other routine is to just make the butter with way way more weed than anyone on the internet says to for instance I have no problem throwing in a hundred grams into 1 lb of butter you just have to make sure that it is fine dust when you throw it into the pot

 

This is why I laugh at the megalon bar with 1000 mg of actual cannabis baked right in that is 1 gram of weed I have no clue how people get high off that s*** I ate a whole f****** bar and it didn't even shake me one bit

 

I ran a good amount thru butter then strained, used that butter to pull more dry matter.
not sure the alcohol I got is going to be strong enough to pull anything 40% .. weak , but I didnt want to spend much on booze for an experiment when Ive more pot to play with.

 

I have a wee extra product to work with and want to do EVERYTHING! I want to make butter and other edibles but alas, I don't know of any that get me where I want to get except for my dang firecrackers.

What would any of y'all suggest with say a quarter oz to about 1/2 to work with for fun?

 

grind that up not to finely.. melt lb /4 sticks unsalted butter.. Add pot, let sit for a few hours on medium heat. strain with a tshirt.. solidify in fridge.

 

That is the tall son way (almost off screen) to the far right, and I'm taking pics. We are holding some champagne, and later we were LIT there with some champagne and wine. Later on, Mama drank wine, champagne and had a good shot of vodka. Lord have mercy she was (in southern) TORE UP.

That was a little funny. She was so drunk she said ALOUD that "It feels good to be 100 yrs old and say it out loud." We all LAUGHED (there were 3 other people there that aren't in the picture - and they are actually people and not cats. Anyway, we all thought that was the funniest thing we had heard all year when she said it twice again.

 

Tomorrow will be my last day at work for the year except, because I miscalculated my vacation time, I will have to work 1/2 day on New Years Eve. It won't be a productive 1/2 day either.

 

shot of tincture.. its alright.

 

Yeah... I've got this CBDoob here ready to smoke.

 

girls, can you relate?? .. I think I need to get some silicone butt implants.

Yoga pants keep falling off my ass..
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothing seems to fit.
Those yoga pants are falling on my ass, they keep falling..

 

my full house video has 21k views. im surprised they let me keep it.