Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Twas the night before a Dead show and all through the place,
All the heads were dosed - just trippin' to space.

The joints were all rolled with precision and care, with hopes that St. Stephen soon would be there.

The freaks were nestled all stoned in their beds, While visions of Johanna danced in their heads.

With me in my poncho and him holdin' my hand, just dyin to hear "Uncle John's Band."

When out from the stage there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter. O' way to the stadium I flew with my stash, I kicked down the gate - it fell with a crash. the light from the orb, hanging so high. Blinded me like I was born cross-eyed.

What to my red glossy eyes should appear, a shadowed figure, could it be Mr. Weir?

No, too big to be Bob, too short to be Phil, Could it be Mickey, Vince, or maybe even Bill?

He started to sing and the sound from his lips, Assured me at once that he was Captain Trips! His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry, I exclaimed in excitement, "Oh Wow! It's Jerry."

I couldn't believe it - just Jerry and Me, "Play something" I said. "Play Sugaree."

The Fat man jammed - he was on a roll, With his sweet songs, he rocked my soul.

Jerry spoke once, and his message was plain: "Gotta go now," he said. "It looks Like Rain."

But I heard him exclaim as he walked out of sight, "Good Lovin' to all, and I bid You Goodnight!"

 

Until this years NBA finals when those Canadian animals savagely cheered and rejoiced upon seeing the Golden State Warriors star player rupture his achilles

 

Vicious people, those Canadians

 

going to have to build a shitywall

 

Lol the player who won that championship for you left directly after even after being offered boatloads of money and having free food and stuff for life and places named after him to stay .

Really telling about the Canadian people.

 

fuck him and f*** that guy with the Achilles tendon problem f*** them both...... your correlation to one thing that happened or couple of events to the entire Canadian people is hurtful so f*** you too.... and Merry Christmas

 

Oh yes, clearly an example here to suggest otherwise.

 

So are you guys being serious right now

 

Because my remarks about the Canucks were said in jest, eh!

 

lol

 

You made it obvious Mel bless you I can take a joke I just can't take a horrible insult.... this isn't the time or place to remind him about some stuff that Americans have done

 

Dozens Of Los Angeles Cannabis Retailers Raided In City’s Largest Crackdown

 

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Accidental post I was going to say get those counterfeit pens off the market

 

What is wrong with me telling facts?

 

Show me 2 plays where Draymond Green sticks his fingers in other people's eyes...

Steph Curry and Klay Thompson are great sports role models.

 

"Total douchebag"




Pathetic Faelixx

 

Filthy fucken eye pokers.

 

We went to the comic book store today. I didn't get any comics but an alien and a red predator pop vinyl figure thing. I saw two graphic novels I might consider buying but I want to finish my aliens, predator and alien vs predator dark horse Omnibus comics firstly.

My wife wanted to buy an Archie comic but I said we could walk out of there less embarrassed with just the two figurines.