Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Brother had this pic of captain as a puppy

 

Oh yeah I forgot about this little brood of mine I wonder how all these guys are doing I think a couple of them went to devil worshippers


Jk

 

What Phish actually sounds like to some people..

 

Who else is cooking a turkey I was saying I'm just going sure simple with a herb rub but I will brine first does anyone have an awesome brine recipe or is anyone else cooking turkey or does anyone else even give a s*** Merry Christmas

 

I shit you not battery powered Christmas lights just turned themselves on by themselves spooky.

 

You shiting me

 

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there you go much better

 

I shit rainbows and sometimes unicorns

 

Saturday night live Christmas special is always funny..
Crinklemouse..

 

Europe's Canada

 

You think people who support kids with cancer are douchebags and I'm the jerk??

 

Perfectly common for Christmas start throwing insults..
I'd rather not see shit.. not now anyways..

 

Yah after being told fuck you and called a jerk now you want to tell me everything is kumbaya, yah I don't buy that shit

 

I'm so broke I can't pay attention..
If you focus on negative it'll be negative.
Pull your big girl panties up..

 

Didnt say you did

 

more Walker Texas ranger I can't believe that moron Chuck Norris made money off of this stupid ass show it's dumb as fuck..

 

Here's your one hint, otherwise you can do your own sleuthing

 

It's the Airing Of Grievances. Feats Of Strength is next.

 

my strength is going to sleep. kill yourselves.. but dont,, nite..

 

Wtf you talkin about?