Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

My big surprise this Christmas so far has been that I will have a new laptop soon as I get to my sisters to pick it up and then I can start properly making readable post again....


When I say odd people I do not mean it in a derogatory way I myself can be odd looking too many

but I have noticed that in the last few years there are more odd looking people on the street walking around than there used to be decades ago...... Sometimes it might be helpful to conform with society but most times I try not to for instance I don't give my name at Starbucks I tell those bastards put an x on it

 

Let me know when you get that pilot's license and that is when I will apply to come down for a visit

 

Rapper Lil Wayne’s private plane searched by federal agents in Miami: reports

 

Reusable wrapping paper made out of some kind of material with velcro on it....

 

Am I really the only person who is cooking a turkey for tomorrow?

 

thats some real shit right there.

 

I got some money from Turkey but I left it at the apartment.. Ill try and remember later.

 

Yes, others deepfry it.

 

I havent been able to make up the Christmas Toy store catalog in a long time..
Pittsburgh Dad comes thru..

 

Yes... Yes you are.

 

Turkey is for thanksgiving
Ham and roast are for Christmas (in my family).

The holidays drive me crazy. I've broken into my holiday bottle of Basil Haydens bourbon before I go to my family thing. Its 5 o'clock somewhere right?

 

This is the best bourbon by the way. 10/10 recommend

 

It's 9 PM here. You're good.

 

Phew
Santa should be hitting up your house soon then!

 

It's 55 degrees out... Just got done moving a bunch of leaves with the blower.


So, what month is this?


Also, went to get my mail and there was a brand new butterfly warming itself on my truck tire....


New normal/it's always been like this/whatdafuck?

 

New normal
It feels amazing here but I dont really like it. It doesnt feel right.
2..or maybe 3 years ago it was 75f and muggy as hell on Christmas Eve. I remember my friend and I were wearing shorts and talking about how fucking weird the weather has been and how the end must be nigh

 

I get presents from the real santa begin december Well actually his helper black Pete stuffs it down the chimney but I appreciate the gesture :-D