Stoned Ramblings

This is the kinda shit that keeps me awake at night.

 

I reversed the trailer! Nailed it! Not really. First I thought if I went into a narrow car park for practice I'd have to force myself to learn. So I did that, and I was stuck. It was just too narrow and brick walls. So I used the jockey and corrected myself and then I said ah screw it, I'm just going to the centre and what happens happens let's get this over with. So we did and it was much easier because I could turn and straighten up so all I had to do was go back and I used @SpacemanSpiff guidence and I held the wheel at the bottom and I nailed this reverse park I tell you hwat.

My mistake with practice was I was never straight with the trailer to begin with. When you're straight. It's easy.

 

^^^...When Were You Ever Considered "Straight"...???...



Cheers Glen.

 

oh, you'd hate living in my head.

some of the jewels from over the last week that've kept me up..

'do dogs think in barks?' 'do dogs have accents?' 'mike wazowski from monsters inc..does he wink or blink?'
'bet my stomach thinks all potato is mashed' 'why is it tuna fish? we don't say beef mammal or chicken bird'
'the japanese flag is just a pie chart of how much of japan is japan.' 'when snoop dog turns 60, he'll be 420 in dog years.'

 

You have a definite comedic flare.

 

it's actually pretty annoying, tbh. I get stoner thoughts, and they only time they stop is when I ingest.

'if the pope blesses you when you sneeze.. is your snot holy now?'
'a bathtub is just an inside out boat'
'when a pregnant woman goes swimming... is she a human submarine?'
'waterboarding at guantanamo bay would sound amazing if you didn't know what either of those things were.'
'knowing that one is a blind superhero, and one is an adrenaline junkie with lots of gadgets, I'm really pissed knowing who batman and daredevil are.'
'the grey alien is to us what we are to apes. small, hairless, bulbous headed creatures with bizzare technology that kidnaps them for experiments'
'what did my cat name me? since I have two, did the first one tell the other one? do they both have different names for me?'
'people whip out their phones to know the time. we've gone back to the age of pocket watches.'
'somewhere the words "is pepsi ok" was someone's breaking point'
'the bird feeder.. do all the birds know each other, or is it like a public bathroom where nobody makes eye contact?'
'I wonder if the cat thinks the delivery guy is my owner, because he gives me food.'

imagine that as a stream, pretty much 24/7.

 

Talk about an unexpected and uncomfortable sensation.

Peppermint or spearmint breath mint in your mouth then the sudden urge of thirst.

A cold drink of water just got to a coldness factor of 10.

 

Yeah that's a trick of mine sometimes.

 

Ir-meeee

 

Is it legal to smoke in public?

 

why are you going to Colorado?

 

you see a comma?...I was asking why....what reason?......I use punctuation

 

A couple I went to Mexican restaurant with last night invited me to go with them to celebrate his 40th birthday. I'd like to definitely go and celebrate with them in edible style.

 

edibles....have you ever taken edibles?

 

gotta go back to bed...be careful petey

 

What's up?

 

Down south staying with my brother and sister in law last night. Forgot to fill out the online form for parking on the road and woke up to a $47 ticket. Ridiculous on a Friday night.

In other news, everybody in Canada smokes weed now apparently. We smoked a cannon of some 22% THC stuff I have and I think it was the highest my wife's sister has ever been haha.

 

I've seen where some comedians are verbally attacked by someone in the audience who was offended. Man, just watch the show and shut the fuck up (smh)