Stoned to the Point of Stupidity

I'm collecting stories of idiotic things we do when we're stoned. Like losing the keys you just spent ten minutes finding.

Here's one of my own:

Got high, decided to make some popcorn "the old fashioned way". Oil in a pan.
Forgot to put the lid on. POP! popcorn flying everywhere.
Grabbed the pan threw it in the trashBAG.
Hot, Greasy trash all over the kitchen floor.
And no popcorn!

But I warn you, if you've got a good one you may see some variation of it in a movie one day.

 

I'm not that dumb. I can function on weed

 

Everybody can... after awhile.

 

ahahhaa,
I control myself but i do stupid shit like that more when im not smoking then when i smoke.

 

Haha I argue with myself in the mirror when I'm way to toasted haha it's like my farvorite past time haha

 

i stare ta my wall if i am really really stoned and try to catch my shadow if i am extremely stoned.

 

Some people shouldn't smoke weed or blame it for their stupidity.

There are no bad or stupid drugs, just bad and stupid people.

 

just like there are no stupid questions.. just stupid people who ask questions

 

Amen.

 

most of the time I can't function, sometimes I can, I get really confused and don't understand things, but I have a learning problem, so smoking makes it worse

 

i only cant get shit done after i smoke in the morning and go to my first class in school..just starin at worksheets like what the fuck lol

 

i function perfectly while being high...

 

I can function just as well, but my concern with my current job would be that I might miss something. Not that I can't function, I just can't function at the level I need to function.

 

To all you preachy types:

if you function perfectly normal when you're hi, then you're either not hi or not normal. Get high and think about that.

In any case, if you've never experienced a silly moment on weed, I don't think you're doing it right. or maybe you toked up so much you don't remeber!?!?

 

I function pretty well when I'm stoned. I have tons of silly moments, too. I ono. I suppose it's half-and-half. I'm pretty impassioned happy when I'm high, and that leaves room for gaiety that probably would serve as stupidity. But I can function at work and stuff, be normal and everything.

 

how about all of us grammatical types?

 

i function better when im high then when im not..
Because when im high i concentrate on things more and i think more and i think about what im doing more and i think about what im about to say more......

 

Who are you, my editor?

Don't be so anal-- this ain't da englisgh grammar forum!

Youse gots my meanings.

 

lol


Whoozzz daatt izzz..... yaaa geett waaatt immm sayyinnn brruhhh?

 

geckopelli....why did i think you were dead?