stoner questions

I was stoned today and i was thinking it'd be cool to start a stoner's questions thread
where you post questions that you'd ask while stoned
like here's one i made
how many times would you have to turn your bedroom light on and off before a neibour could call the police?
i mean really

 

infinitely unless you knew morse code

 

how many times would you have to turn your bedroom light on and off before a neibour could call the police?


I would think alot of times. 20-30 times maybe?

 

many...many times

 

Here is my question.

Why?

 

hurs a question for ya guys !!!!!!!!! um aw wow i forgot...lets see think about it for a miute okl here we go why is garbage soo much fun? i mean its SOOO fun you can make toys and stuff and like throw it around its a blastyt man ok see u around you guys

ZEPPELIN

 

Uhh heres one... Why do they call smart cars smart cars? They can't think for themselves, because they only have a few measly computers!

I also was wondering why people would throw shit out that kicks ass... I love going dumpster diving, you can find some pretty neat shit in there.

 

What do dogs think about?

 

Not sure about what dogs think, but I'm pretty sure all my cat thinks about is tuna.

this is what I'm thinking about at the moment - where does the salt in the sea come from???

 

DUDE
my brother goes dumpster diving too!
he found 3 perfectly good $1300 barbeques with tiny little dings in them
and a grandfather clock that works perfectly and is currently in our dining room
he goes to wal mart i think and dumpster dives

 

there's actually an extremely logical answer for that but i cant remember it right now
i think it has to do with all the animals in there

 

for the first question about turning your light off and on, i think it would take around 420 times of the light being turned on.:H

doesn't it come from years and years of limestone from the bottomw of the ocean?......The stones i think are formed from acid(not LSD, so don't go stealing the sea's stones) concentrations, that come from lava from volcanos, and water from the mountains.


if that's not right, excuse my bullshit. but it seems kidna logical to me. it's all about chemistry.

 

Here's one :
Why do the oceans have salt water, but the lakes which drain from the ocean are fresh water?

Or... What is the purpose of life? I mean, all we do is work and work and work until the day we die and it never seems to do any good.

 

My favorite question to ask while stoned is "What?"

 

the question i always ask myself is "why is pot still illegal?" after about 10 minutes of asking myself that then i poder: i wonder how the world would be after pot was made 100% legal. there might even be world peace.

 

this one time my friend and me were talking about some serious thing like meth addicts or something i dont remember, and then the other guy there is just sitting there oblivious to everthing, and asks "do you like alot of milk, or a little bit of milk in your cereal?" and i was astonished at his stoner-ness. seriously what the fuck. he was serious. shit im too stoned to talk right now. i shouldnt.

 

I'm gonna ask my friends that shit the next time we're smoking. Just to see what they say. hahahaha

I wonder if animals snitch on each other. Or if animals have their own law enforcement. You know? Do animals punish each other for breaking their own rules?

 

Why not?

 

who ever decided that 2+2=4... i mean it could be an infinite amount of other numbers... y did he choose 4?



my freinds and I nevercame to an answer for this one... lol

 

dude, sometimes i wonder why we have pennies. Most people throw them away, I think we should round everything up or down, to the nearest 5 cents. 2 and lower, just drop it, 3 and higher, its 5 cents. Think about it