Stoners are goners

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by bird_migration, Sep 5, 2006.

  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    I hope you drug addicts realise on average you are going to die 20 years earlier. And if you are one of the lucky ones who live longer you will probably accomplish absolutely nothing in life.

    I have a great job on management level, an expensive car and a house near the river. People like you work for people like me until I find out about your addiction and then people like me fire people like you.

    Almond P. Brookewater.
     
  2. Grapefruity

    Grapefruity Sunny Side Up

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    lol dude

    the guy is a holding a joint
     
  3. bird_migration

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    No, in that photograph I am holding a regular cigaret. In my younger years I used to smoke cigarettes because the ladies thought it very sexy. Nowadays I only smoke cigars.
     
  4. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i think you live too much of an internet life my friend
     
  5. WDYKAM

    WDYKAM Member

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    Hey Bird,

    Nice ass;)
     
  6. bird_migration

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    I think you should not worry about my life, my friend.
     
  7. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

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    oooh ahah ^^
     
  8. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    okeydokey
     
  9. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Does anyone else feel an intense need to smoke a blunt with bird?
     
  10. WDYKAM

    WDYKAM Member

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    I'm down.
     
  11. EnterTheFarside

    EnterTheFarside the cats pajamas

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    youre waaay off. My doctor says i only have 4 years left
     
  12. bird_migration

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    Your insult does not hurt me. I hope one day you realise how right I was about your addiction.
     
  13. bird_migration

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    I said on average. Some people die much younger, others get a few years extra.
    Learn to read and interpret.
     
  14. WDYKAM

    WDYKAM Member

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    You're right. Hell I think I'm going right now.
     
  15. Gdeadhead420

    Gdeadhead420 DivineMomentsofTruth

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    my daddy can beat up your daddy.
     
  16. bird_migration

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    This is not the time to joke about death. It is a serious thread in which I want to warn the youngsters about the use of drugs.

    Yours, Almond.
     
  17. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    this is hardly a serious thread
     
  18. bird_migration

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    So to you death and drugs are not serious issues?
     
  19. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    not in this thread
     
  20. VileKyle

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    I don't think I will ever work for a fat assed computer programmer with a crustache..
     

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