Stoners, I Call Upon You

help me out guys, i know we're stoners, but we're smart, stoner innovation right? well heres the deal, i gotta go to prom this year (the woman's making me), now, i can deal with this, if drunk, but u see, its gonna be a practical lockdown, cops, security, all that shit, i need your help in coming up with kickass and creative ways to sneak alcohol in. Yes there will be pat down searches, so im thinking perhaps my groin will serve me well yet again haha but i need more ideas and i know ur the guys to help me on this one.

 

Pot man pot. Stash a brownie.

 

pour a micky into a plastic bag then tape it to your crotch/ass

then just go into the bathroom etc. bite a corner off and down that shit

 

^agreed with nate
alcohol is no bueno.
at least for me.

 

get those small bottles with the high alcohol content and put it in your groin area.

haha sorry if you don't understand that, i don't really know much about alcohol

 

just drink before you go, just not to much my friend ended up in the hospitial cause she drank to much and passed out

 

That probably your best bet. Get some everlast or whatever it's called and put it little bottles. The stash your pants.

 

I like your ideas so far, but i dont really wanna be stoned for this, cause shit, i think i'd be pissed off by how lame prom is haha weed makes me love things more that i already love, and hate things with a passion that i already hate haha, i was also thinking a hollowed out pimp cane, but theyd prolly check it

 

you could always just suffer through it

 

suffering is a possibility, but for a guy like me something like prom is like visiting the lowest circle of hell

 

inject it into your veins before you go, and then extract it with a seringe made from bendi straws when you get there

 

one of my buddies wore shoes that were a few sizes bigger and tucked a small bottle (one of those bottles that are one to two shots) in by the toe. worked for him.

 

now, it might be just becuase i'm a chick
but prom was really really fun for me

 

i like it, i like it alot, and i have alot of bendy straws i have just lying around, not at all in my vein system, what a waste, perhaps this is a good option. Though i guess i could always hide it in my tummy like a trooper haha

 

it is actually because ur a chick haha u have no idea what you women do to us men, but we forgive you haha Iunno, maybe its just that i dont like people telling me where i can and cant drink haha especially when its an occasion so heavily related to such a practise

 

ok heres hoow its gonna go down. you need a flask and a woman and an elastic of some sort. strap to flask with the elastic to the inside of the woman's thigh. problem solved

 

hey just have fun dancing in ther and then do whatever you want ,, prom is only one in your whole life

 

adding to gaum's idea, put it in her thigh high.. they're elastic around the top, that'd be way easy.

 

your sooo awesome. 8)

 

Aw, why thank you!! You are quite cool yourself.