Stop INNOVATING PIZZA!

no more stuffed crust, little poppers that you pull of the crust before you eat it, philly steak pizza...come one now Pizza Hut employees, stand up for the traditional pizza

 

Haha no shit, it's not like people are going to get bored with pizza without it constantly changing.

 

ew i hate philly steak pizza... i also hate buffalo chicken pizza or any chicken pizza... and erm, yeah, i agree.

 

As long as they keep Jessica Simpson out of their commercials I'm happy.

 

I love cheese stuffed crust. how could you not???

now those breadstick crusts, thats dumb.

 

Next they will make a pizza that has sauce on both sides....

 

why don't they do something worthwile, like spelling your name in pepperoni, or making smiley faces out of mushrooms?

 

Pizza Hut. Blech. Maybe it's just me, but I think the crust of their pizza is horribly greasy and super salty. And the sauce just isn't very good in my opinion. Then again, maybe it's just the particular Pizza Hut that I went to. *shrugs*

Papa John's is my favorite, and there's also a locally owned pizza shop that runs a close second because their sauce is phenomenal, except sometimes they tend to be on the greasier side.

 

I dont eat papa johns very much, but everyone tells me when they eat papa johns, it makes them poop. so maybe there is a laxative in their pizza?? thats the way it sounds

 

i love papa johns pizza. pizza hut is okay.

the pizza i cannot stand though is dominoes.

 

The chicken alfredo pizza from Papa Johns RULES!!!!

 

I don't like Dominos or Pizza Hut either. I like some local ones and especially thin pizza cut in squares for some reason, not too into the chicago style.

Chicken Alfredo, what the fuck, get out of here!

 

this thread reminds me of that movie ..office space.. when that dork is naming off all the crap they have


"pizza shooters"

 

Chotchki's!!!

 

Heh, say what you will, but the stuff is quite delicious.

 

Truth is stranger than fiction, check this out, no photoshopping or special effects here, just pure pizza research and development involving scientists and marketing folks meeting weekly for probably a year.

 

It's all about getting the masses in the door...

Crazy indeed.

 

Olestra (Olean)?
http://www.cspinet.org/new/200601041.html

I'll swear some of the 24hr joints have started using something similar lately...

 

remember them damn pizza by the foot for little cesears?


i worked there when those things were selling and the delivery drivers used to hold it like it was their 3 foot long dick when they took it up to the customers door

 

Sounds like the start of a little caesers porno, the 3 foot pizza hiding the 1 foot boner or something..you know because girls usually will fuck pizza delivery guys