stop making fun of the "fats"

Mmm, can you sneeze on my cracker, chubs?

 

ugh.

 

Well, I'm always the guy that gives a shit about everything, has no sense of levity, and whimpers privately.

 

why certainly, i always try to help a friend in need

 

My professional opinion is that you should start washing down Tastycakes with Southern Comfort. In massive quantitues. Guaranteed cure.

 

whos that for?
i like sicilian kisses, southern comfort and amaretto

 

i just went and bought 3 things of double stuffed oreos. i'm gonna eat them all tonight witha gallon of milk

 

I havent been able to see my penis since the 78th tub of ben n jerrys

 

I'm fat and I make fun of myself.

 

Something's going on with this fat epidemic.

Even the BIGGEST people in my life don't eat in such great amounts that it seems a perversion. My brother is barely taller than me(roughly 5'10"). He's 400 lbs. I've lived with him multiple times for extended periods and while he's around 3 of me, his portions are fairly equivical to mine if I've had some scooby snacks. Even when I haven't though he doesn't eat anywhere near twice what I eat.

 

Out of shame the morbidly obese often hoard food and pig-out when no one is watching


Hotwater

 

All the "actually not fat people" are calling themselves fat(treehugger and indian summer), and I dont think that's very fair to the people who are not tall enough for their weight - like me.

Jerry ...you are not pasty.

 

Babe you haven't seen my ass or my gut. I try to keep my pictures from the neck up. haha

 

I totally saw your stomach in the "bangs" shot. So pfffffffft!

 

Dude I sucked that shit in. haha See how I look pissed? It's because I'm fighting the fat and the need to breathe.

I couldn't hide the thunder thighs.

 

Fat people have feelings too.
I assume.

 

No, we're evil soulless creatures.

 

i'm uber fat

 

You are not fat, so I know you have some feelings.