Stop Masturbation Now

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by risesun123, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. risesun123

    risesun123 Member

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    Find out why masturbation is harmful for your health and many aspects of your life and what you can do to stop it. Read the only step-by-step program available in the world today and you will succeed in ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest.
     
  2. Captain Zeep

    Captain Zeep Acoustic Hero

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    your joking, right?
     
  3. AutumnsMoonChild

    AutumnsMoonChild Member

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    Masturbation...is a sin.

    Not harmful to your health. Unless you are Catholic.

    You can go fuck yourself.:jester:
     
  4. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    hahaha its spam but its funny

    hahaha i actualy looked at the site
    its pretty funny

    guilt trippin to sell books is pretty pathetic
     
  5. horny_24/7

    horny_24/7 Member

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    How about sticking that step-by-step program where the sun dont shine?
     
  6. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    Hahaha.....that is SO pathetic !!! I bet Risesun 123 wer'es rubber gloves whenever he..OR she wipes ...that way they dont ACTUALLY touch themself !!!!
     
  7. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    make me ;)
     
  8. Alana

    Alana Come again!?!

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    Ummmmm...... NO!

    Of course the sane of us know that masturbation is actually GOOD for you, and only harmful if it consumes you.
     
  9. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Funny how most doctors on the other hand would say masturbation is totaly fine and if anything even healthy for you.
     
  10. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    hed sell alot more books if they were guides to better masterbation
     
  11. THE MIGHTY TOENAIL

    THE MIGHTY TOENAIL Member

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    quote from stupid website: You waste your valuable time on masturbation

    i dont see that as a waste...:D
     
  12. soaringeagle

    soaringeagle Senior Member

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    oh i loved the ones about masterbation keeps you from being successful at anything
    and all successsful people dont masterbate
     
  13. horny_24/7

    horny_24/7 Member

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    Ya lol, Porn Stars, they are successful, and they obviously masturbate...there is one example.
     
  14. horny_24/7

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    Oh ya, and if you dont like masturbation, why are you writing in this forum?

    Here is a suggestion for you : Dont sign in to here again, and get a new hobby...may I suggest playing in traffic?
     
  15. DQ Veg

    DQ Veg JUSTYNA'S TIGER

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  16. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah well,I think I'll go whip off a batch right now.ooooooooooo I feel so guilty!
     
  17. trixie27

    trixie27 Member

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    fuck that, ill masturbate when i feel like it
     
  18. trixie27

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    "ROCK" MUSIC: Does your child listen to "Rock And Roll" music? If a teenager has rebelled against God far enough to listen to the Devil's music, then he or she has almost certainly rebelled enough to try masturbation.

    lol thats so stupid!!
     
  19. Airfern1313

    Airfern1313 Member

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    thats one of the funniest things i've ever read. especially since they've proven masturbation can be good for your health.

    Is that really a real site? Like something the republicans actually put together? I mean i found two articles on the front page that seemed a little to extreme to post on something like that.
    1st. HOCKING LUGIES IN SOLDIERS' FACES: Decoding John Kerry's America-Hating Liberal Doublespeak
    2nd. Transcript of the President's Poetic, Confidence-Inspiring Stump Speech on Behalf of Congressional Republicans

    Biased perhaps?
     
  20. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    Seems like the person who went to all the trouble to writ that long winded pathetic article has a twisted little fantasy / obsession about teens masturbating !!!!
     

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