ok so this is how it works, im going to start a story, the next person will add to it and so on, lets see how creative we can all be. ok Ill start. I woke up early that morning, my mouth was dry from drinking the night before, so i went to the corner store to get some juice. i walked about a mile down that lonely road and made the left just in time to see the gas station get held up by three guys in buisness gear and Bush masks.
"Stop in the name of homophobes and pro-lifers!" I yelled, hoping this would get the attention of the Bush-maskers. It worked! But the next thing I knew, their pistols were pointed at me! Luckily, now that their attention was totally diverted, the teenage boy behind the counter was able to make his move...
and steal the Penthouse that was behind the class counter. He seemed real grateful towards me as he gave me a thumbs up. But I still had an angry mob with guns pointed at me. I just said "hey, can't we all get along" This just seemed to anger them more. So what I did....
is take all my clothes off and dance around to divert thier attention, then they dropped thier guns and ran towards me and I...
slapped them with my balls and for some odd reason they seemed to like it. Cause then all of a sudden they said they would give me a lift anywhere. So here is where my journey really begins. We left the store and....
decided to go for a ride on the ferris wheel. At the ticket booth we met up with the bearded lady who asked us...
if we would like to go home with her. While frightened, I couldnt help but ask her what she does to keep her beard looking thick and in tip top condition. She replied by...
Pointing to the bathrooms. She says flushing it in the blue water daily keep her beard looking lovely. I ran away from her crazy arse and found myself in a dark alley where...
a couple of midgets approached me and asked me if I wanted to be apart of their lollipop guild. I was totally confused to where I had ran too. I was lost and scared and wanted my mommy. Then the midgets told me...
that I should follow the yellow brick road to find my mommy. I couldn't understand their directions because they were singing them, so I just wandered around aimlessly until...
Then the midgets told me ....."lets go up in the Pine apartments and buy a jar, we really feel like rollin'. Lets get really heady and go to the chop suey place and shoot that jap-ass, gook bitch that works there. I hate the way that fucking tojo bitch stares at little people, and the way she laughs when she gives you your change ~'har har har - here your dollar fifty-two cent change ... you like beer huh little grown-up man? har hahah har!' Let's do a little e & Jack Daniels, sell the rest of the jar, then go shoot that place up."
So after we shot the place up, the police came and we all ran into the corn fields to hide in the crop circles.
So everyone knows that crop circles are just beacons that help the aliens spy on us, right? THey detected an obstruction in their radar and came down to remove me and beamed me up on their magical tractor beam. I am in the ship now, in a huge box, completely covered in mirrors. i turn the flashlight on and it is so bright i am temporarily blinded. I turn the flashlight off and the box stays lit up. Cool! I am in one of those mirror rooms. then the top opens and i am sucked up into a tube that is transporting me all over the spaceship
finally, the tube spit me out into a big room filled with beautiful alien chicks, they led me into the "boom boom" room, where i gasped in suprise at...
My dog, a corgi named Scully who looked rather befuddled by her surroundings. "What do you need her for?" I asked my captors.
They said silence and then my dog started to dry hump my leg.. I tried to shake her off but it was too late, there were stains everywhere.. I was horrified, and then to my surprise
The aliens heads started exploding! Apparently they reacted to the sight of animal on human sex in a very different manner than humans! Now that I had the place to myself, I decided to do some exploring. I tip-toed over their goopy blown-up-head mess and opened up the blue boor at the other side of the room. When I peaked inside the dark room, I let out a sharp scream and jumped back about 10 feet! It was a...
giant photo of Colenzo X smoking a fat blunt! He jumped out of the picture and passed that shit to me. It was by far the best weed i had ever toked on. He said it was some new type of strain he invented he called it....
cactujuana. It was made from putting cactus under the soil when youre growing pot. it makes the pot plant produce mescaline and thc. So i Hit this weed real hard and before i could even exhale, I....
