strangest thing to find in the middle of the woods part II

Your walking along in the woods and what is the strangest thing you would find?


Someone surfing

go..!

 

The Titanic!

 

A new thread...

 

Someone burying the old woods thread.

 

A dance floor

 

bb on the dancefloor dancing to "safety dance" by men without hats but really doing the YMCA dance

 

a giant pair of mens underwear and one kids sock

 

The end of the missing sock vortex...

 

an unbroken mirror

 

7 years of bad luck hiding behind a tree with a slingshot waiting for the next person to come along and find that mirror.

 

Two plainclothes policemen searching for me for questioning.

 

Some guy on a riding lawnmower

 

Humpty Dumpty sitting on a wall :juggle:

 

A giant, impassable crevice in the earth with a soft, light blue light emanating from within.

 

Some guy with a flashlight and an overactive imagination.

 

a barbie girl painting her nails

 

Penguins eating quesidillas

 

an alien sexing a blowup doll

 

a pocket watch

 

spectacles singing if your happy and you know it clap your hands on a farris wheel