Strip clubs suck

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Flux, Dec 5, 2006.

  1. Flux

    Flux Member

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    Only been twice, and they suck. Having topless girls come and ask you questions, as if they're really interested, sucks. They kept coming by, asking if I wanted a lap dance, making me feel like a jerk for not buying one, so I finally did and it sucked. They announcer guy was annoying, and the girls "dancing" consisted of swinging lazily around the poll, occasionally doing some wierd move where they dropped to their knees, which looked like it hurts. Some of them would do the splits. Depressing, unhot, waste of money. Did I mention depressing? Lucrative or not, what a shitty place to work.
     
  2. samson

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    It depends on the strip club, some are seedy and less fun (like that one sounds), and some are more exciting and have more than just lazy strippers going thru the motions.

    but yeah, I wouldnt want to work at one! lol
     
  3. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    *ties Flux to a chair and forces a free lap dance on him* o_O
     
  4. Zanarkand

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    Never understood the logic of paying someone to make your dick hard. I don't need help getting my dick hard you dumb bitch? I need help getting it soft again!!! geez!!!
     
  5. dances in pajamas

    dances in pajamas strange little girl

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    Some really nice strip clubs are wonderful. But those little hole-in-the-wall places suck. Their dancers are bad, lapdances suck, etc. You have to go to a really nice place if you enjoy that kind of thing.
     
  6. fexurbis

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    Agreed. Actually, if I'm going to a strip club I much rather go to the seedy ones. Some of 'em here in New York actually have some kinky stuff going on, the girls are more genuine and have real boobs, and plus I'm not into skinny blondes with "perfect" bodies anyways; but they're more like closed-doors stripper parties...

    Those "gentlemen" joints at Times Square just make me laugh. "ME DUMB MALE WITH HARD ON! ME SPEND ALL MY MONEY FOR NUTTIN'! BOOGA WOOGA!!!"

    Well, strip clubs are just another one of those examples of how male and female sexuality are commodified. Welcome to our Christian bourgeois ghetto!
     
  7. fexurbis

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    Orgazmik, please stop with the pics, I beg you. They hurt...
     
  8. _orgazmik_

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    You have the option of not viewing signature pictures. :)
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    it's all preference

    personally, I don't even want to try one
    I've seen chicks tits before, it's nice and all, but I'd rather not be paying for it
     
  10. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    eh, not wild about them either

    the pressure to tip each stripper, the overall styles of the strippers, the idea of getting wound up with nothing to get you off, the patheticness of the crowd, the depressing people in the crowd, the music, the fact that you leave and re-enter the real world with a pervs look in your eyes.

    that being said, my favorite was in Los Angeles, where the strippers just got topless, and danced to industrial and heavy metal music, there was something about the atmosphere that was cinematic
     
  11. bustramp

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    Strip clubs and strippers are about one thing and one thing only *MONEY*!
    They could care less about their customers.
    If ya wanna make time with a stripper bring plenty of money and buy her a bottle of champagne, strippers like champagne but it'll cost ya $100 bucks a bottle easy. You'll probably go home alone, it's only about money and how much of yours a stripper can get.



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  12. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    nah, strippers like to get laid just like anyone else, you have to get into the afterhours places where the stripers go though
     
  13. P_for_Platinum

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    Yeah, if you're going to strip clubs and prostitutes you really need to consider getting your shit together. I hope I never have to pay someone for attention.
     
  14. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    totally agree,

    I know some large groups of guys like to go to those places for fun too, not into that at all, i don't like large groups of just guys

    and i don't think you will
     
  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    some strip clubs can be fun, even the whole in the walll ones. some of the ones in montreal are great. we usually pregame before hand, because it can get expensive on drinks there, but they can be fun if you go on the right night. we usually have girls with us, so its fun time.

    the most expensive show i saw/'bought' was a private lesbian show - both girls were all real and really hot - for $40 canadian...lasted close to a 1/2 hour
     
  16. P_for_Platinum

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    I used to know a guy who supposedly got thrown out of a strip club because he was jacking off.
     
  17. fexurbis

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    It's not that simple. I agree that it isn't very healthy, but people are alienated, you know?

    I was just going to say that going to a prostitute, at least you get something in return for the money. Strippers? Nothing at all. Just more added frustration.

    Of course, there is a difference between patronizing strip clubs for the fun of it, and patronizing it because of unfulfilled need. It's a little like the difference between drinking out of exuberance and drinking out of desperation. I've been down both roads.

    And anyway, I'd agree with the other poster, strippers are human beings like everyone else. I had a stripper that showed interest in meeting me outside once. I was a little dumb and didn't take necessary action.

    This was of course, a fucked up black strip club in a ghetto neighborhood in Pittsburgh. Still a more genuine experience than all of the other stuff.
     
  18. P_for_Platinum

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    I overheard a conversation once where the guy was saying the strippers were nicer to him when he only looked them in the eyes instead of their tits and asses. Just think about that for a minute. It's seriously fucked up.
     
  19. Wicked Penetration

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    Topless? Shit, son, just go to West Virginia where they take it all off. If I go to a strip club, by God I better see pussy.
     
  20. fexurbis

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    Damn right. And at least some eating each other out... Something!
     

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