Stupid bureaucrats. For every 5 week I have to send in a letter to verify how many hours I was working this month. And it has to be sent in every SUNDAY for every 5 weeks, but at SUNDAYS there's no MAIL DELIVERY, and the office is CLOSED. So it's kinda MYSTERIUM how to deliver the letter... But if I don't deliver it, I get NO MONEY!!! (who said catch 22?) And despite I was working ZERO hours the whole month, I have to deliver it. So I was just writing 31 ZERO'S. But then there was a hole on the blister on my pointing finger, so I was bleeding all over the paper. So I wrote a note: "take it easy: there's no AIDS on that".
...But I must take a bus downtown later today, and sneak the letter beneath their door... it's really imbecile...
hahaha, I'm really sorry about your troubles, but that was a hilarious post... The part about the blood I mean... jebus
That is a lovely surreal story.....er couldn't you post it slightly early, or mustn't you anticipate a zero????
No, I can't post it before (if that's what you mean - I'm not particular good at english, so maybe I misunderstand). The odds that I work the last day is 1:100000000, but if I post it one day before, all the bureaucracy go crazy... at me!!!
Yeah that's also stupid, since it didn't give me a job... this far... despite I'm a socalled "baccalaureate"...
haha... and now you can enter all the zeros online. "Good news!" - I was thinking. I logged on. No problem - good!. I key'd all my thousands of zeros this time, and I gladly clicked "send"... But no, no, no, no.... I have got a program that reject pop-ups, so I can't send my fucking "I-work-zero-hours" online either. Because those bureaucratic idiots also play smart online and wanna show me some stupid pop-up (probably to be at the wave-length with all the young people - coooooollll...) - but I don't think that's particular hip, since I installed a pop-up-blocker, and therefore I can't do the service online. In other words THESE FUCKING BUREAUCRATS STILL DO AN EFFORT TO TURN MY SUNDAYS INTO PERSONAL PAINS. I'M CONSIDERING TO BE A FUCKIN' TERRORIST SOON. I HATE THOSE FUCKING WHITE COLLAR FUCKERS. HELP ME, BEFORE I KILL SOME BUREAUCRAT!!! I'M GETTING FUCKING MAD SOON!!!
Hugs to you. Just think how small their lives must be if making someone report days worked on a Sunday is the pinnacle of their weeks acheivements. Please don't kill a bureaucrat Wolf, I bet it's very bad karma, you will probably be re-incarnated as a bank manager...........
You're right, moomin. I better control my anger, then. I rather wanna be re-incarnated as a louse in the bank managers hair. love and understanding, !\ ! /\ /\ (_’ (_’ ! \! \/ \/ _ ) (_ ¤ ,_, ¤
